Whoever came up with these rules should win the gold medal for buzzkill (It’s like a Detroit Lions game)

June 2021

“The Olympics are almost here, and today organizers announced that venues will be at 50 percent capacity. That’s right, 50 percent, which means only four people will be allowed to watch fencing instead of the normal eight.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Tokyo residents will be allowed to go to the Games but will not be allowed to cheer and they have to go straight home after. Whoever came up with these rules should win the gold medal for buzzkill.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Can you imagine going to a live sporting event with no cheering allowed? It’s like a Detroit Lions game.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”