the rare book where they made the movie first (Rudolph the Red-Eyed Rat?)

June 2021

“The Senate dropped its 127-page report on Tuesday detailing security failures during the January 6th attack, the product of more than three months of interviews, hearings and the review of thousands of pages of documents. Of course, everyone saw it on TV as it happened on January 6, making this the rare book where they made the movie first.” —Stephen Colbert

“Because leadership did not take the threat seriously, the Capitol police were not prepared, including one officer’s testimony that he overheard a lieutenant repeatedly ask over the radio ‘does anybody have a plan?’ as rioters sieged the Capitol. Oh, somebody had a plan, and he sat in the Oval Office pounding a bucket of chicken while his followers carried it out.” —Stephen Colbert

“The report, however, bizarrely neglected to address any role played by the former president in fomenting the riot. He’s the whole reason the attack happened in the first place! That’s like talking about Christmas Eve and never mentioning Santa. Who did you leave the cookies and milk out for? Rudolph the Red-Eyed Rat?” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”