the next thing you know you're snorting Jolly Ranchers (But did you die?)

November 2012

"I always wonder what the day after the election is like for the candidate who loses. You get so close to becoming the most powerful person in the world and just like that, you wake up hoping to get a call from 'Dancing With the Stars.'" –Jimmy Kimmel

"Mitt Romney, the morning after defeat, was in his Boston hotel room surrounded by his children and grandchildren. There was a gallon of chocolate milk on the table. Looks like someone's on a serious bender. It starts with the Nestle Quick, the next thing you know you're snorting Jolly Ranchers." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Four counties in Florida were still counting votes today. It's important that they get all of the votes counted because the numbers could drastically affect the outcome of this election in no way whatsoever." –Jimmy Kimmel

"No one is exactly sure why it's taking Florida so long. I'm sure they'll have it all sorted out by Christmas." –Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”