“The House approved a 9/11-style commission to investigate the 6 January attack on the Capitol on Wednesday, though 175 Republican members opposed the bipartisan body. Even though they were in the building when it was attacked by the blood-thirsty mob, they opposed it. Why? Apparently, Republicans fear a January 6 probe could undercut their midterm message. That message: restoring honor to Mr. Potato Head’s penis.” —Stephen Colbert
“Republicans seem to think that if they don’t talk about January 6, no one else will either. GOP leaders demanded equal representation on the commission and then balked when the request was granted, don’t want to find out why they were almost murdered, because it could hurt them politically.” —Stephen Colbert
“The refusal to even look into the siege by congressional Republicans has met outrage from a surprising source: Capitol police officers. On Wednesday, 50 members sent a letter to Congress calling the ‘no’ votes ‘unconscionable to even think anyone could suggest we need to move forward and get over it’. Strong words – this must be particularly tough for Republicans to hear because they’re not used be stopped and questioned by police. Really makes you wonder just who were these Republicans talking about when they said ‘back the blue’. The guys from Avatar? Cookie Monster? Mitch McConnell’s hands?” —Stephen Colbert
“Republicans seem to think that if they don’t talk about Jan. 6, no one else will, either. It’s all laid out in the new movie, ‘A Riot Place.’” —Stephen Colbert
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A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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