That’s like coming in last in the Indy 500 because you decided not to buy a car (dexy-induced fever dreams)

November 2020

“The denial continues even as the Trump campaign’s legal strategy against the election falls apart, with cases dropped this week in Arizona, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Georgia and Wisconsin. To be clear: ‘dropped.’ Those are withdrawn cases. They didn’t even lose them – they pre-lost them. That’s like coming in last in the Indy 500 because you decided not to buy a car.” —Stephen Colbert

“In another example of closing the barn door after the cows voted for somebody else, the president is still firing anyone who dares challenge his dexy-induced fever dreams.” —Stephen Colbert

“Apparently, el Presidente has even canceled his plans to travel to Mar-a-Lago for Thanksgiving, deciding to stay in Washington instead. Smart move. The minute he steps out of there, you know they’re changing all the locks.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”