Also, we had another election, and I have terrible news (I will take your word for it, Mr. Dickens)

November 2020

“Instead of addressing the pandemic, Trump took to Twitter over the weekend to continue baselessly contesting the election. Buddy, you’re still talking about that? That was four years ago. Also, we had another election, and I have terrible news.” —Seth Meyers

“In another tweet, Trump wrote: ‘I won because the Election was Rigged.’ The rest was like the psychotic ravings of a weirdo recluse holed up in his taxpayer-funded hideout. Let’s just savor for a moment the fact that the tweet started with ‘He won.’ It’s like cracking open A Tale of Two Cities and stopping after ‘it was the best of times.’ I will take your word for it, Mr. Dickens, and go about my day.” —Seth Meyers

“Meanwhile, the Trump campaign continued to canvas supporters for donations to its ‘official election defense fund’ although, the fine print revealed that any individual donations below $8,000 went to cover the campaign’s debts. You have to at least give Trump credit for consistency – everything he does is a scam and this one is no different. He went from Trump vitamins to Trump University to Trump recount – they should just send out emails promising free Target gift cards if you send him your birth date, debit card PIN and social security number.” —Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”