Trump was on NBC, Biden was on ABC and I was on THC (Lindsey Graham is in charge of the music)

October 2020

So good grandpa and bad grandpa had dueling debates last night. Trump was on NBC, Biden was on ABC and I was on THC. —Bill Maher

The democrats screwed up the optics at their town hall. Biden’s questioners were above him so he was always looking up you know and squinting. He looked like Clint Eastwood trying to decide to change a light bulb. —Bill Maher

Trump’s October surprise is that they found Hunter Biden’s laptop. Hunter’s laptop which apparently had incriminating evidence on it, stuff like influence peddling on it that was contained in his emails. According to Trump, Hunter was trading on his name, selling access to his father, accepting money for nothing. What Don Jr. calls living the dream. —Bill Maher

Trump is ending his rallies by playing the song YMCA. A gay anthem about hooking up at the Y. This tells me two things. Trump doesn’t know what the song is about and Lindsey Graham is in charge of the music. —Bill Maher

This ticket is becoming so unpopular that flies have stopped landing on Mike Pence. —Bill Maher

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