Orthodox Jewish leaders in New York City lashed out at a newly imposed coronavirus restriction in their neighborhood by setting fires and burning masks, and it’s a miracle for the masks burned for eight nights. —Michael Che
A new Halloween costume being sold this year is for Sexy Hand Sanitizer. Which I think is just lube. —Colin Jost
McDonald’s announced that for the first time in a decade it is adding new items to its Breakfast Bakery Menu, including an apple fritter, a blueberry muffin and cinnamon rolls and all for the low low price of one of your feet. —Michael Che
Yankees legend Whitey Ford died this week at the age of 91. Ford reminds us of a simpler time when you could just name your kid Whitey. —Michael Che
Sizzler restaurants have announced that as a result that as an impact from Covid they are filing for bankruptcy. Which is probably a good idea since the Sizzler buffet is the closet thing America has to a Wuhan wet market. —Colin Jost
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