He’d shoot 3-pointers. She'd shoot everything else (It worked for Han Solo)

September 2011

"A Republican is going to be filling Anthony Weiner’s Congressional seat, but not before thoroughly wiping it down." –Jimmy Kimmel  

"Taco Bell is product testing a new taco with a shell made of a giant Dorito. Michelle Obama spent the morning watering the White House garden with her tears." –Jimmy Kimmel 

"If I was president, I'd freeze everyone in carbonite until the job market improves. It worked for Han Solo." –Jimmy Kimmel

"According to a new book, Sarah Palin slept with a black NBA player, Glen Rice, a year before she got married. I think technically this makes her a Kardashian sister. I think Sarah and Glen would make a great couple. He’d shoot 3-pointers. She'd shoot everything else." –Jimmy Kimmel

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