I created the Middle Class. You're Welcome! (a criminal record will be provided for you)

Trump is filling dozens of positions on his communications team. And they are interviewing candidates as we speak. The campaign does say that it doesn’t want anyone with a criminal record. Once you start working for them, a criminal record will be provided for you. --Stephen Colbert

A job on Trump’s re-election campaign can’t be easy. It’s like being a mall Santa. Remember, it’s only temporary, it’s completely degrading, and you are constantly getting demands from a child. --Stephen Colbert

Trump spoke at the National Prayer Breakfast in Washington, D.C. where he thanked religious leaders for their support and then offered them some words of reassurance. Trump, “I will never let you down. I can say that, never.” And then Stormy Daniels said, “Too late.” --James Corden

When Trump said, “I will never let you down,” what you didn’t see in that video is that Trump is speaking directly to a stack of blueberry pancakes. --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”