Ken Jennings became the first person ever to win 1 million dollars on Jeopardy. He’s like a machine. You can tell that he's getting cocky because whenever he hears the name Alex Trebek he answers, “Who's my bitch?” --Conan O’Brien 7/14/2004
Barry Bonds was accidentally hit in the head with a baseball. Then afterwards Bonds said, “That's the second most painful shot I've had all day.” --Conan O’Brien 5/4/2006
According to MSNBC Britney Spears recently hired a person to keep an eye on Kevin Federline 24 hours a day. Which answers the question what's the only job worse than disposing of nuclear waste. --Conan O’Brien 5/4/2006
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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