Just For Nutjobs (mid-life crisis)

"Do you notice bin Laden’s beard is now black? Didn't it used to be gray? Forget Mideast crisis, I think he's having a mid-life crisis. You know what he's using? I guess this is what they use over there in the Mideast: Just For Nutjobs." --Jay Leno

"Did you know this? Interesting story, Senator Fred Thompson married his first wife when he was 17, and, ironically, married his second wife when she was 17." --Jay Leno

"When Fred Thompson was in school I guess he was known for tossing ice in the cafeteria, making paper airplanes, which, ironically, is the exact same thing that President Bush does now at cabinet meetings." --Jay Leno

     

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