"Well,
this is depressing. Oil is now over $100 a barrel. Experts say gas could reach
$4 a gallon. I believe the experts are named Bush and Cheney." --Jay Leno
"I
don't think President Bush really understands the impact this has on the average
American. Like, today, when they told him people would be paying $4 a gallon,
he said, 'Why don't folks just buy half a gallon, and then with the money you
save, you can buy the other half?'" --Jay Leno
"Hillary
Clinton criticized the media the other night during the debate for
always asking her the first question. She feels they're picking on her because
they always ask her the first question. I don't know, is that her biggest
concern? The way the polls are going right now, she's very close to being asked
her last question." --Jay Leno
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