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Wednesday, January 25, 2017

JOKES: Trump hasn’t seen a massive protest since Saturday and kinda misses it



ABC will air a primetime special with President Trump tomorrow night, marking his first interview since taking office. Even though the interview hasn’t even aired yet, Trump is already claiming it was watched by a billion people. –Jimmy Fallon
President Trump signed executive orders to continue construction on the controversial Keystone and Dakota Access oil pipelines. I guess he hasn’t seen a massive protest since Saturday and kinda misses it. –Jimmy Fallon
Rolling Stone just did a big profile on Vice President Mike Pence, and revealed that Pence grew up with a cornfield in his backyard. I guess at times, he even heard a voice coming from it that said, “If you build it Mexico won’t pay for it.” –Jimmy Fallon


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