Madden: Seattle Seahawks vs Indianapolis Colts (Super Bowl-Touchdowns)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Finally, some good in-flight entertainment! (I’m not in the TSA)

Apple just released a new app that lets you read books with your kids on your TV. Or as dads put it, “Yeah, this ‘book’ is about the Patriots-Seahawks game, and it’s a thriller.” –Jimmy Fallon

Ben Affleck was patted down by TSA security at Los Angeles International Airport this week. Though when it was over, the woman whispered, “I’m not in the TSA.” –Jimmy Fallon

A plane in India had to make an emergency landing after a passenger found out her husband was cheating on her mid-flight. The passengers were like, “Finally, some good in-flight entertainment!” –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Man, that’s going to be some super halftime show (300-pound guys blocking things)

Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning said yesterday he’s going to need to get his hip replaced. Man, that’s going to be some super halftime show. –Conan O’Brien

"The Super Bowl this year will be played in Governor Chris Christie's home state of New Jersey. It's a state that lately has gotten used to 300-pound guys blocking things." –Conan O'Brien

"Tom Brady says he wants to give the truck he was given as the Super Bowl MVP to the guy who won the Super Bowl for the Patriots. So Brady's giving his truck to Seahawks coach Pete Carroll." –Conan O'Brien

Justin Timberlake says there will be no 'N Sync reunion during the Super Bowl. The Patriots are upset because now it means they’ll be the most hated guys on the field. --Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Officials say it's so big, it can do the work of two babies (You billionaires doing alright?)

Nintendo is releasing a video game that lets you simulate taking care of a baby. When they heard this, gamers said, “Hey, call me when you have one that simulates MAKING one.” –Conan O’Brien

"Tom Brady says he wants to give the truck he was given as the Super Bowl MVP to the guy who won the Super Bowl for the Patriots. So Brady's giving his truck to Seahawks coach Pete Carroll." –Conan O'Brien

J.K. Rowling will publish another Harry Potter book this summer and in this one, Harry is a father. Until chapter three, when Maury Povich shows up. –Conan O’Brien

"A mother in China gave birth to a 15-pound baby. Chinese officials say it's so big, it can do the work of two babies." –Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It doesn’t sound great when you say it out loud (Some of the Seahawks went halfway through the third quarter)

“President Trump was not happy with how it went yesterday. They say the last time he was this mad was when he found out there was a Donald Trump Jr.” —Jimmy Kimmel

On Sunday someone inside the Trump administration for the second time leaked his private work schedule which, again, looked very light. According to the schedule, Trump spends the first five hours of every day on what they call executive time. They call it executive time because chicken fingers and cartoon time doesn’t sound great when you say it out loud. --Jimmy Kimmel

"It wasn't much of a Super Bowl game. The Seahawks beat the Broncos 43-8. You know how after the game the winning players go to Disney World? Some of the Seahawks went halfway through the third quarter." –Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

which was unfortunately too many words to fit on his tombstone (What's wrong with us?)

"An amazing Super Bowl last evening. The New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks both defeated the Seattle Seahawks." –Seth Meyers

"Tom Brady was named Super Bowl MVP and was given a new Chevy truck. Brady says the truck handles great, especially after he let some air out of the tires." –Seth Meyers

A man ate 409 chicken wings to become champion of Philadelphia’s Wing Bowl over the weekend, which was unfortunately too many words to fit on his tombstone. –Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Yeah, the judge called the case “not why I went to law school.” (their date is wearing an invisibility cloak)

The Harry Potter Studio Tour just announced that it's hosting a Valentine's Day dinner in the Great Hall from Hogwarts. It's great for couples, or for single guys who claim their date is wearing an “invisibility cloak.” –Jimmy Fallon

"Yesterday the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks advanced to the big game, which means this year’s Super Bowl will have teams from the two states where recreational marijuana is legal. Or as pizza delivery men put it, 'Pray for us.'" –Jimmy Fallon

Kylie Minogue won a legal battle against Kylie Jenner over the trademark of the name “Kylie.” Yeah, the judge called the case “not why I went to law school.” –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He was America's original Willie Nelson (but he doesn't look a day over crazy)

"Kim Jong Il just turned 70 years old — but he doesn't look a day over crazy." –Craig Ferguson

"People sometimes forget that George Washington was very rich, had a pony tail, and grew hemp on his farm. He was America's original Willie Nelson." –Craig Ferguson

"Well done, Seattle. I think they needed this to cement their reputation. Before last night, the meanest guy from Seattle was 'Frasier.'" –Craig Ferguson

"Poor Denver Broncos. Experts said they haven't seen something crushed like that in New Jersey since Chris Christie's bean bag chair." –Craig Ferguson

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

To me it's just beating a dead horse (I could have done that)

February 2014

"On Saturday before the Super Bowl, Peyton Manning received the NFL's MVP award for the season. Yeah, unfortunately it was immediately intercepted by a Seahawk." –Conan O'Brien

"Let's talk about the big game yesterday. The Seahawks beat the Broncos 43-8. The Broncos are blaming it on a traffic study." –David Letterman

"The final score was 43-8. At least that's what people told me when I woke up." –David Letterman

"How about that Super Bowl? Some of you may expect me to make jokes about the Broncos. I won't do that. To me it's just beating a dead horse." –Craig Ferguson

"Well done, Seattle. I think they needed this to cement their reputation. Before last night, the meanest guy from Seattle was 'Frasier.'" –Craig Ferguson

"Poor Broncos. Experts said they haven't seen something crushed like that in New Jersey since Chris Christie's beanbag chair." –Craig Ferguson

"The Broncos looked so bad, even the L.A. Lakers said, 'This is kind of embarrassing to watch.' Peyton Manning had such a bad night that Tim Tebow said, 'I could have done that.'" –Craig Ferguson

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/12/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and_10.html

#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry

 

That's basically saying that I don't think he's destroying America intentionally (it went downhill from there)

February 2014

"Did you all see that game yesterday? Was that the worst Super Bowl ever? It was 43 to 8. The Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet was more competitive than that. The Broncos couldn't move the ball. The last time I saw a Bronco going that slow, OJ was driving it through L.A." –Jay Leno

"While he was at the game, Governor Chris Christie was up to his old tricks. It turns out he blocked three lines at the concession stand." –Jay Leno

"It wasn't much of a Super Bowl game. The Seahawks beat the Broncos 43-8. You know how after the game the winning players go to Disney World? Some of the Seahawks went halfway through the third quarter." –Jimmy Kimmel

"The Super Bowl was on Fox, so the traditional pre-game sit-down with President Obama went to Bill O'Reilly. The interview got off to a rocky start. O'Reilly asked Obama, 'Where you were born was football played with your feet?' And it went downhill from there." –Jimmy Kimmel

"At the end of the interview O'Reilly said he thinks Obama's 'heart is in the right place.' What does that mean? That's basically saying that I don't think he's destroying America intentionally." –Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/12/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and_10.html

#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry

 

Or as pizza delivery men put it, 'Pray for us.' (Gatorade and Tylenol)

January 2014

"Yesterday the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks advanced to the big game, which means this year’s Super Bowl will have teams from the two states where recreational marijuana is legal. Or as pizza delivery men put it, 'Pray for us.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Beyoncé performed at Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday party on Saturday night. Yeah, because there's no easier way for a woman to turn 50 than having to spend your party looking at Beyoncé." –Jimmy Fallon

"Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday party supposedly went all the way until 2 a.m. on Saturday. Which explains why on Sunday, Barack expanded healthcare to include Gatorade and Tylenol." –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/12/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and_10.html

#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry 

 

Indianapolis Colts vs Seattle Seahawks (Super Bowl)

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities. The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to choose. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play alongside their created characters.

On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur. 

The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary. Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

On the Indianapolis Colts

Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight Freeney, Robert Mathis, Bob Sanders, Andrew Luck, T.Y. Hilton

LT Paul McCartney, musician The Beatles

LT Nelson Mandela, South African leader

LG Jesus Christ, some folks Lord and Savior

LG Ringo Starr, musician The Beatles

C Charles Bukowski, poet

C Muddy Waters, musician

RG God

RG Winston Churchill, English Prime Minister

RT John Lennon, musician The Beatles

RT George Harrison, musician The Beatles

TE/DT Clay Brannon, boy wonder

WR/DE Jeremiah Brewster, wonder boy

DT Army, Jack Renforth (RIP), TE Paul Bantley (RIP), HB/LB G. Hulse, Army, HB J. Purkey, Navy, T.F., Marines, David Wood, Marines, Ian Betts, Navy

More Colts players include Martin Luther King, Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, as well as characters from Star Trek…

Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf, Cmdr Data, James Kirk,  Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer, Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge, Ben Sisko, etc.

Madden 17 Indianapolis Colts vs Seattle Seahawks

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

I have been working on a
paper for the Education Market.

The paper talks about using
video games as a teaching tool for

children with learning
disabilities.

The age demographic would be
8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might
include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about
various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their
team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion,
sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of
their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created
characters.

In this example I used PS4
Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and
Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway
and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a
simple and fun way for kids to learn

subjects such as world
history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary.

Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might
be donated or discounted to schools for these classes.

More on the paper as it is
fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

On the Indianapolis Colts

Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight
Freeney, Robert Mathis, Bob Sanders

Offensive Line

LT         Paul McCartney,
musician The Beatles

LT         Nelson Mandela,
South African leader

LG         Jesus, some folks
Lord and Savior

LG         Ringo Starr,
musician The Beatles

C         Charles Bukowski,
poet

C         Muddy Waters,
musician

RG         God

RG         Winston Churchill,
English Prime Minister

RT         John Lennon,
musician The Beatles

RT         George Harrison,
musician The Beatles

TE/DT         Clay Brannon, boy
wonder

WR/DE         Jeremiah Brewster,
wonder boy

DT         Army, Jack Renforth
(RIP), TE Paul Bantley (RIP)

HB/LB G. Hulse, Army, HB J.
Purkey, Navy

More Colts players include

Martin Luther King, Stephen
Hawking, Albert Einstein

characters from Star Trek

Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf,
Cmdr Data, James Kirk,

Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer,
Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge

Ben Sisko

and fictional characters

Jack Bauer, 24, played by
Keifer Sutherland

Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under,
played by Peter Krause

Also for sentimental reasons,
some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in
peace.

Seattle Seahawks Fantasy
Roster

Offense

QB         Russell Wilson, NFL

HB         Jeff Tracy, The
Thunderbirds, played by Bill Paxton

HB         Tom Mason, Falling
Skies, played by Noah Wyle

HB         Marshawn Lynch, NFL

FB         John McClane, Die
Hard, played by Bruce Willis

WR         Doug Baldwin, NFL

WR         Jimmy Dore,
comedian, political activist

WR         Nelson Mandela,
South African political leader

WR         Malcolm X, civil
rights leader

WR         Tyler Durden, Fight
Club, played by Brad Pitt

TE         Thomas Shelby, Peaky
Blinders, played by Cillian Murphy

TE         Jimmy Graham, NFL

TE         Luke Willson, NFL

LT         Terry Jeffords,
Brooklyn 99, played by Terry Crews

LG         Keyser Soze, The
Usual Suspects

C         Ethan Hunt, Mission
Impossible, played by Tom Cruise

RG         Steve Biko, South
African political leader

Defense

LE         Michael Bennett, NFL

LE         Jackie Robinson, MLB

LE         Xander Cage, xXx,
played by Vin Diesel

LE         Ice Cube, musician

RE         Incredible Hulk, The
Avengers, played by Mark Ruffalo

RE         Angus MacGyver,
MacGyver, played by Richard Dean Anderson

RE         Lucious Vorenus,
Rome, played by Kevin McKidd

RE         Cliff Avril, NFL

DT         Cmndr Worf, Star
Trek, played by Michael Dorn

DT         Cortez Kennedy, NFL

DT         Martin Luther King,
civil rights leaders

DT         Fats Domino,
musician

LB         Max Brunk, surfing
legend

LB         Malcolm Reynolds,
Firefly, played by Nathan Fillion

LB         Thurgood Marshall,
Supreme Court justice

LB         Bobby Wagner, NFL

LB         Justin Hampton, boy
wonder

LB         John Shaft, Shaft,
played by Samuel L. Jackson

LB         Joseph Campbell,
mythologist

LB         Luther Lavay, Any
Given Sunday, played by Lawrence Taylor

LB         Muddy Waters,
musician

LB         Cmndr Tuvok, Star
Trek, played by Tim Russ

CB         Richard Sherman, NFL

CB         Muhammad Ali, boxing

CB         Night Train Lane,
NFL

CB         Bo Diddley, musician

CB         Miles Davis,
musician

CB         Brandon Browner, NFL

FS         Earl Thomas III, NFL

FS         Shepherd Book,
Firefly, played by Ron Glass

FS         Simon Tam, Firefly,
played by Sean Maher

SS         Cam Chancellor, NFL

SS         Crispus Attucks,
American Revolution

SS         Clifford Brown,
musician

Special Teams

K         Stephen Hawking,
physicist

P         Jack Ryan, Patriot
Games, played by Harrison Ford

Colin Cowherd lists the NFL playoff contenders going into Week 13

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“Yeah, this ‘book’ is about the Patriots-Seahawks game, and it’s a thriller.”

I want to say happy birthday to Prince Charles, who turned 68 today. His friends got him a cake, which was nice until Queen Elizabeth popped out of it and shouted, “Still here!” –Jimmy Fallon

Apple just released a new app that lets you read books with your kids on your TV. Or as dads put it, “Yeah, this ‘book’ is about the Patriots-Seahawks game, and it’s a thriller.” –Jimmy Fallon

During the interview last night on “60 Minutes,” Donald Trump said, “I’m a very sober person.” After hearing this, half of America said, “So were we, until last Tuesday.” –Conan O’Brien

Brady's giving his truck to Seahawks coach Pete Carroll

"Tom Brady says he wants to give the truck he was given as the Super Bowl MVP to the guy who won the Super Bowl for the Patriots. So Brady's giving his truck to Seahawks coach Pete Carroll." –Conan O'Brien



"Health officials are saying the number of measles cases that originated in Disneyland continues to grow. Which is why this year after the game the Super Bowl MVP shouted, 'No way am I going to Disneyland!'" –Conan O'Brien

It's a Smallpox World

"Hillary Clinton is weighing in on the measles outbreak. She tweeted: 'The Earth is round, the sky is blue, and vaccines work.' She didn't stop there. She also tweeted, 'Fire is hot, ice is cold, and the Seahawks should have handed the ball off to Marshawn Lynch.'" –Jimmy Fallon



"The CDC announced that there are currently 102 measles cases in the U.S. Some say it's because people aren't vaccinating their children. You can tell things are getting bad. Today Disneyland opened a new ride called 'It's a Smallpox World.'" –Jimmy Fallon



"Remember that dancing shark from Katy Perry's Super Bowl halftime show? A guy in Colorado actually got a tattoo of the shark. That story again: Weed is still legal in Colorado." –Jimmy Fallon



Brady says the truck handles great..

"An amazing Super Bowl last evening. The New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks both defeated the Seattle Seahawks." –Seth Meyers



"It really was an incredible game. And even though the Patriots won, you really have to hand it to Marshawn Lynch. Don't think about it. Just hand it to Marshawn Lynch." –Seth Meyers



"Tom Brady was named Super Bowl MVP and was given a new Chevy truck. Brady says the truck handles great, especially after he let some air out of the tires." –Seth Meyers

As opposed to those other guys who forgot about running...

"Mitt Romney announced that he is no longer considering running for president in 2016. As opposed to those other guys who forgot about running — the Seattle Seahawks." –Jimmy Fallon



"In addition to being the winning Super Bowl quarterback, Tom Brady now has a brand-new pickup truck. I guess we'll have to sit through the whole thing about whether his tires are properly inflated." –Jimmy Fallon