"King Jung Nam, the brother of North Korean leader Kim Jung Un, said that as a leader his younger brother will fail. When he heard this, Kim Jung Un was so upset at his older brother, he yelled, 'I'm telling Kim Jung Mom.'" –Conan O'Brien
"Now, some people are really upset because President Obama has decided to redecorate the Oval Office, and he got rid of former President Bush's bust of Winston Churchill. When he heard about it, Bush was furious and said, 'Winston Churchill? I thought that was Higgins from 'Magnum P.I.'" –Conan O'Brien
“This is one of the most spectacular political crash-and-burns of all time. At least DeSantis doesn’t have to worry about banning history books anymore, because he won’t be in them.” — Stephen Colbert
“Ron DeSantis posted a video announcing that he was dropping out, and during it he attributed a quote about failure to Winston Churchill, but Churchill never actually said it. See, this is what happens when you ban textbooks.” —Jimmy Fallon
“The International Churchill Society says on its website, ‘We can find no attribution for the quote, and it is found nowhere in his canon.’ Now, I know a lot of people are saying DeSantis could have fact-checked that in one of the books he banned, but that’s not fair. To quote Winston Churchill, ‘you can also just [expletive] Google it.’” — Stephen Colbert
It’s rumored that Donald Trump’s transition team is paying seat fillers to attend his inauguration. Just a word of advice to the Trump seat-fillers: Make sure you get paid up front, OK? Get the cash. –Conan O’Brien
"King Jung Nam, the brother of North Korean leader Kim Jung Un, said that as a leader his younger brother will fail. When he heard this, Kim Jung Un was so upset at his older brother, he yelled, 'I'm telling Kim Jung Mom.'" –Conan O'Brien
"Now, some people are really upset because President Obama has decided to redecorate the Oval Office, and he got rid of former President Bush's bust of Winston Churchill. When he heard about it, Bush was furious and said, 'Winston Churchill? I thought that was Higgins from 'Magnum P.I.'" –Conan O'Brien
"Now, some people are really upset because President Obama
has decided to redecorate the Oval Office, and he got rid of
former President Bush's bust of Winston Churchill. When
he heard about it, Bush was furious and said, 'Winston
Churchill? I thought that was Higgins from 'Magnum
P.I.'" –Conan O'Brien
So Donald Trump endorsed L.L. Bean on Twitter — because if anybody represents the rugged great outdoors, it’s a spray-tanned germaphobe who goes to the bathroom on a gold toilet. –Conan O’Brien
The movie "Fifty Shades of Grey" has gotten a Razzie nomination for Worst Film of the Year. Upon hearing this, the film's director said, "Oooh, looks like I’ll have to be punished for that...” –Conan O’Brien
“Pro-Brexit politician Boris Johnson was officially elected today to become the U.K.’s next prime minister. Great. In 70 years, the U.K. has gone from Winston Churchill to a roadie for Spinal Tap.” --Seth Meyers
“What were you expecting from his testimony? Did you think Mueller was going to smash through the wall in a monster truck called the DeTrumpulator?” --Seth Meyers
Some Democrats were happy to hear Mueller suggest that President Trump could be charged with obstruction of justice after he leaves office. “You know when Trump heard that, he started pushing the sofa in front of the door. [Imitating Trump] ‘You’ll never take me alive!’” --Seth Meyers
At this very moment, Donald Trump is in London on an official state visit, and today was full of Royal mixers, including this afternoon, when Trump and the First Lady had afternoon tea with Prince Charles and wife Camilla. Colbert as Trump: “Hey, you’re the guy that tagged Princess Di, right? Up top! You know I don’t like to brag about this, but I dated her for awhile. Okay. It’s true.” --Stephen Colbert
Trump got the classic Royal tour, complete with a review of the famous Royal Guardsman. Colbert as Trump: “How do you get that height in your hairdo? I cannot imagine how much Aqua Net you’ve got up there. Nobody smoke around this guy.” --Stephen Colbert
Queen Elizabeth gave Trump a first-edition copy of Churchill’s World War II book. Colbert as Trump: “Look, thank you so much, but don’t tell me how it ends. I’m really liking that German Charlie Chaplin who invented the High Five!” --Stephen Colbert
The queen also led Trump on a tour of The Royal Collection where he learned about British history. Colbert as Trump: “Enough books, Liz. Boring. Show me the wizards. I know you’ve got them around here someplace.” --Stephen Colbert
Last night at the Republican convention Rudy Giuliani compared President Bush to Winston Churchill. Not only that President Bush was upset because he has no idea who Winston Churchill is. --Conan O’Brien 8/31/2004
President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney released their tax returns Cheney made more money than the president. When asked about it the president said, “That's true but he also made more decisions.” --Conan O’Brien 4/15/2004
Yesterday McDonald's launched their anti obesity campaign. The weird thing is McDonald's anti obesity campaign comes with fries. --Conan O’Brien 4/15/2004
"Do you folks know anything about the Skull And Bones society? It's like a fraternal organization, at Yale University. Well, they're auctioning off a human skull. And I was thinking about this. I believe this is the first empty skull to come out of Yale, well, I think since George W. Bush, actually." –David Letterman
"Now, some people are really upset because President Obama has decided to redecorate the Oval Office, and he got rid of former President Bush's bust of Winston Churchill. When he heard about it, Bush was furious and said, 'Winston Churchill? I thought that was Higgins from 'Magnum P.I.'" –Conan O'Brien
"How many people flew to get here? I mean, come on, isn't flying more fun than it used to be? I mean, really. They make you take off your shoes, make you take off your underpants. I mean you think about the guy, the Nigerian guy, he is going to blow up the thing. He was wearing a pair of Fruit of the Lunatic." –David Letterman
I have been working on a
paper for the Education Market.
The paper talks about using
video games as a teaching tool for
children with learning
disabilities.
The age demographic would be
8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might
include soccer, football, basketball, etc.
Students could learn about
various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their
team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion,
sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of
their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created
characters.
In this example I used PS4
Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and
Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway
and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.
The process is meant to be a
simple and fun way for kids to learn
subjects such as world
history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary.
Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might
be donated or discounted to schools for these classes.
More on the paper as it is
fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.
On the Indianapolis Colts
Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight
Freeney, Robert Mathis, Bob Sanders
Offensive Line
LT Paul McCartney,
musician The Beatles
LT Nelson Mandela,
South African leader
LG Jesus, some folks
Lord and Savior
LG Ringo Starr,
musician The Beatles
C Charles Bukowski,
poet
C Muddy Waters,
musician
RG God
RG Winston Churchill,
English Prime Minister
RT John Lennon,
musician The Beatles
RT George Harrison,
musician The Beatles
TE/DT Clay Brannon, boy
wonder
WR/DE Jeremiah Brewster,
wonder boy
DT Army, Jack Renforth
(RIP), TE Paul Bantley (RIP)
HB/LB G. Hulse, Army, HB J.
Purkey, Navy
More Colts players include
Martin Luther King, Stephen
Hawking, Albert Einstein
characters from Star Trek
Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf,
Cmdr Data, James Kirk,
Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer,
Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge
Ben Sisko
and fictional characters
Jack Bauer, 24, played by
Keifer Sutherland
Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under,
played by Peter Krause
Also for sentimental reasons,
some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in
peace.
Seattle Seahawks Fantasy
Roster
Offense
QB Russell Wilson, NFL
HB Jeff Tracy, The
Thunderbirds, played by Bill Paxton
HB Tom Mason, Falling
Skies, played by Noah Wyle
HB Marshawn Lynch, NFL
FB John McClane, Die
Hard, played by Bruce Willis
WR Doug Baldwin, NFL
WR Jimmy Dore,
comedian, political activist
WR Nelson Mandela,
South African political leader
WR Malcolm X, civil
rights leader
WR Tyler Durden, Fight
Club, played by Brad Pitt
TE Thomas Shelby, Peaky
Blinders, played by Cillian Murphy
TE Jimmy Graham, NFL
TE Luke Willson, NFL
LT Terry Jeffords,
Brooklyn 99, played by Terry Crews
LG Keyser Soze, The
Usual Suspects
C Ethan Hunt, Mission
Impossible, played by Tom Cruise
RG Steve Biko, South
African political leader
Defense
LE Michael Bennett, NFL
LE Jackie Robinson, MLB
LE Xander Cage, xXx,
played by Vin Diesel
LE Ice Cube, musician
RE Incredible Hulk, The
Avengers, played by Mark Ruffalo
RE Angus MacGyver,
MacGyver, played by Richard Dean Anderson
RE Lucious Vorenus,
Rome, played by Kevin McKidd
RE Cliff Avril, NFL
DT Cmndr Worf, Star
Trek, played by Michael Dorn
DT Cortez Kennedy, NFL
DT Martin Luther King,
civil rights leaders
DT Fats Domino,
musician
LB Max Brunk, surfing
legend
LB Malcolm Reynolds,
Firefly, played by Nathan Fillion
LB Thurgood Marshall,
Supreme Court justice
LB Bobby Wagner, NFL
LB Justin Hampton, boy
wonder
LB John Shaft, Shaft,
played by Samuel L. Jackson
LB Joseph Campbell,
mythologist
LB Luther Lavay, Any
Given Sunday, played by Lawrence Taylor
LB Muddy Waters,
musician
LB Cmndr Tuvok, Star
Trek, played by Tim Russ
CB Richard Sherman, NFL
CB Muhammad Ali, boxing
CB Night Train Lane,
NFL
CB Bo Diddley, musician
CB Miles Davis,
musician
CB Brandon Browner, NFL
FS Earl Thomas III, NFL
FS Shepherd Book,
Firefly, played by Ron Glass
FS Simon Tam, Firefly,
played by Sean Maher
SS Cam Chancellor, NFL
SS Crispus Attucks,
American Revolution
SS Clifford Brown,
musician
Special Teams
K Stephen Hawking,
physicist
PJack Ryan, Patriot
Games, played by Harrison Ford
"Everybody
today talking about Mr. O.J. Simpson.
O.J. Simpson was arrested yesterday for armed robbery in connection with a
break-in at a Las Vegas hotel. When the cops cuffed him and took him to jail,
O.J. was thrilled and said, 'I've still got it.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Apparently,
after O.J.
was taken into custody, he was questioned by police. He continues to maintain
his innocence. O.J. says there's no way he committed the crime because it's not
murdery enough." --Conan O'Brien
I have been working on a
paper for the Education Market.
The paper talks about using
video games as a teaching tool for
children with learning
disabilities.
The age demographic would be
8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might
include soccer, football, basketball, etc.
Students could learn about
various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their
team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion,
sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of
their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created
characters.
In this example I used PS4
Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and
Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway
and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.
The process is meant to be a
simple and fun way for kids to learn
subjects such as world
history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary.
Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might
be donated or discounted to schools for these classes.
More on the paper as it is
fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.
On the Indianapolis Colts
Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight
Freeney, Robert Mathis, Bob Sanders
Offensive Line
LT Paul McCartney,
musician The Beatles
LT Nelson Mandela,
South African leader
LG Jesus, some folks
Lord and Savior
LG Ringo Starr,
musician The Beatles
C Charles Bukowski,
poet
C Muddy Waters,
musician
RG God
RG Winston Churchill,
English Prime Minister
RT John Lennon,
musician The Beatles
RT George Harrison,
musician The Beatles
TE/DT Clay Brannon, boy
wonder
WR/DE Jeremiah Brewster,
wonder boy
DT Army, RIP Jack
Renforth, TE Paul Bantley
HB/LB G. Hulse, Army, HB J.
Purkey, Navy
More Colts players include
Martin Luther King, Stephen
Hawking, Albert Einstein
characters from Star Trek
Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf,
Cmdr Data, James Kirk,
Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer,
Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge
Ben Sisko
and fictional characters
Jack Bauer, 24, played by
Keifer Sutherland
Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under,
played by Peter Krause
Also for sentimental reasons,
some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in
peace.
Jacksonville Jaguars
Fantasy Team
Offense
QB Fox Muldar, X Files,
played by David Duchovny
QB Colin Kaepernick,
NFL, civil rights activist
HB Sugar Ray Robinson,
boxer
HB Thelonious Monk,
musician
HB Edgerrin James, NFL
FB Carson Beckett,
Stargate Atlantis, played by Paul McGillion
WR Alan Shepard,
astronaut
WR Stephen Colbert,
comedian
WR Jimmy Dore, comedian
WR Glenn Greenwald,
journalist
WR Eric Carter, 24,
played by Corey Hawkins
WR Big Bill Broonzy,
musician
WR Simon Stiles, Studio
60, played by D.L. Hughley
WR Chandler Bing,
Friends, played by Matthew Perry
TE Bernie Sanders,
Independent senator, Vermont
TE Ronan Dex, Stargate
Atlantis, played by Jason Momoa
TE Trip Tucker, Star
Trek, played by Connor Trinneer
LG Stagger Lee,
fictional character in song from 1923
C Tyler Durden, Fight
Club, played by Brad Pitt
Defense
LE Jimmy Dore, comedian
LE Jaime Lannister,
Game of Thrones, played by Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
LE Homer Smith, Lilies
of the Field, played by Sidney Poitier
RE Bernie Sanders,
Independent senator, Vermont
RE Luke Skywalker, Star
Wars, played by Mark Hamill
RE Martin Luther King,
civil rights activist
RE Geordi LaForge, Star
Trek, played by LeVar Burton
DT Angus MacGyver,
MacGyver, played by Richard Dean Anderson
DT Muhammad Ali, boxer
DT BA Baracus, The A
Team, played by Mr. T
DT Miles Davis,
musician
DT Malcolm X, civil
rights activist
LB Thomas Frank, author
LB Dexter Morgan,
Dexter, played by Michael C. Hall
LB Danny Tripp, West
Wing, played by Bradley Whitford
LB Cmndr Tuvok, Star
Trek, played by Tim Russ
LB Captain Flint, Black
Sails, played by Toby Stephens
LB Cenk Uygur,
political activist, The Young Turks
LB Luis Bunuel,
director
LB Noam Chomsky,
philosopher
LB Tom Mason, Falling
Skies, played by Noah Wyle
LB Rodney McKay,
Stargate Atlantis, played by David Hewlett
LB John Iadarola,
political activist, The Young Turks
CB David Palmer, 24,
played by Dennis Haysbert
CB Lando Calrissian,
Star Wars, played by Billy Dee Williams
CB Rod Serling, The
Twilight Zone creator
CB Max Ernst, artist
CB Marcel Duchamp,
artist
FS Chuck Berry,
musician
FS Jean Cocteau, artist
FS Travis Mayweather,
Star Trek, played by Anthony Montgomery
FS Nucky Thompson,
Boardwalk Empire, played by Steve Buscemi
SS Jesus Christ, some
folks Lord and Savior
SS Salvador Dali,
artist
Special Teams
K Aldo Raine,
Inglorious Basterds, played by Brad Pitt
PHugo Stiglitz,
Inglorious Basterds, played by Til Schweiger
I have been working on a
paper for the Education Market.
The paper talks about using
video games as a teaching tool for
children with learning
disabilities.
The age demographic would be
10 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might
include soccer, football, basketball, etc.
Students could learn about
various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their
team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion,
sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of
their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created
characters.
In this example I used PS4
Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and
Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway
and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.
The process is meant to be a
simple and fun way for kids to learn.
Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might
be donated or discounted to schools for these classes.
More on the paper as it is
fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.
On the Indianapolis Colts
Offensive Line
LT Paul McCartney,
musician The Beatles
LG Jesus, some folks
Lord and Savior
C Charles Bukowski,
poet
RG God
RT John Lennon,
musician The Beatles
More Colts players include
Martin Luther King, Stephen
Hawking, Albert Einstein,
Muddy Waters, Winston
Churchill, Nelson Mandela
even characters from Star
Trek
Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf,
Cmdr Data, James Kirk,
Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer,
Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge
Ben Sisko
and fictional characters
Jack Bauer, 24, played by
Keifer Sutherland
Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under,
played by Peter Krause
Also for sentimental reasons,
some fallen friends are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.
San Diego Chargers Fantasy
Roster
Offense
QB Philip Rivers, NFL
QB Shane Falco, The
Replacements, played by Keanu Reeves
HB Ladainian Tomlinson,
NFL
HB Keith Lincoln, NFL
FB Derek Flint, In Like
Flint, played by James Coburn
FB Malcolm X, civil
rights activist
WR Lance Alworth, NFL
WR Luke Skywalker, Star
Wars, played by Mark Hamill
WR Charlie Joiner, NFL
WR Hunter Thompson,
author
TE Kellen Winslow, NFL
TE Pug Henry, Winds of
War, played by Robert Mitchum
TE Antonio Gates, NFL
RT Ron Mix, NFL
Defense
LE Joey Bosa, NFL
LE Tom Mason, Falling
Skies, played by Noah Wylie
LE Sun Tzu, Chinese
military leader
LE Jeff Lebowski, The
Big Lebowski, played by Jeff Bridges
LE Vincent Vega, Pulp
Fiction, played by John Travolta
RE Fred Dean, NFL
RE Maximus Meridius,
Gladiator, played by Russell Crowe
RE Jack
Ryan, The Hunt for Red October, played by Alec Baldwin
