“Rudy Giuliani’s friends, aside from being born with resting
mug shot faces, probably the biggest red flag with these guys
was that they were buying a one-way ticket out of the country,
which is always suspicious, all right? The only people who buy
one-way tickets are criminals. And sky divers. That’s it.”
--Trevor Noah
mug shot faces, probably the biggest red flag with these guys
was that they were buying a one-way ticket out of the country,
which is always suspicious, all right? The only people who buy
one-way tickets are criminals. And sky divers. That’s it.”
--Trevor Noah
“So Trump and Giuliani are still a team. Whenever Donald Trump
considers getting rid of Rudy, Rudy hypnotizes him with that giant
pinkie ring he wears.” --Jimmy Kimmel
“There are 100 — maybe 500 more deserving Italians we could be
celebrating. Da Vinci, Michelangelo, Marconi, Bon Jovi. We could have
Bon Jovi Day. We could be celebrating — dress up as cowboys and on a
steel horse we ride. Instead we honor a man whose gift to America was
measles.” --Jimmy Kimmel
celebrating. Da Vinci, Michelangelo, Marconi, Bon Jovi. We could have
Bon Jovi Day. We could be celebrating — dress up as cowboys and on a
steel horse we ride. Instead we honor a man whose gift to America was
measles.” --Jimmy Kimmel
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
