It doesn’t sound great when you say it out loud (Some of the Seahawks went halfway through the third quarter)

“President Trump was not happy with how it went yesterday. They say the last time he was this mad was when he found out there was a Donald Trump Jr.” —Jimmy Kimmel

On Sunday someone inside the Trump administration for the second time leaked his private work schedule which, again, looked very light. According to the schedule, Trump spends the first five hours of every day on what they call executive time. They call it executive time because chicken fingers and cartoon time doesn’t sound great when you say it out loud. --Jimmy Kimmel

"It wasn't much of a Super Bowl game. The Seahawks beat the Broncos 43-8. You know how after the game the winning players go to Disney World? Some of the Seahawks went halfway through the third quarter." –Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”