"Hillary Clinton is weighing in on the measles outbreak.
She tweeted: 'The Earth is round, the sky is blue, and vaccines work.' She
didn't stop there. She also tweeted, 'Fire is hot, ice is cold, and the
Seahawks should have handed the ball off to Marshawn Lynch.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"The CDC announced that there are currently 102 measles
cases in the U.S. Some say it's because people aren't vaccinating their
children. You can tell things are getting bad. Today Disneyland opened a new
ride called 'It's a Smallpox World.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"Remember that dancing shark from Katy Perry's Super Bowl
halftime show? A guy in Colorado actually got a tattoo of the shark. That story
again: Weed is still legal in Colorado." –Jimmy Fallon
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