I have lived in Los Angeles for one year, and in that time Los Angeles has regained an NFL team, it started raining again after three years of drought, and they opened the city's first Dunkin' Donuts. Now look, I can't take credit for all of those, but I'm definitely taking credit for that Dunkin' Donuts. That was all me. –James Corden
And finally some French news, or as they call it in France, News. The first restaurant in Paris created exclusively for naked diners has announced it’s closing due to a lack of customers. It’s a shame. Is this a shock to anyone? Scalding hot soup and no pants do not mix. They obviously had some problems. It’s the first time in history that a health inspector has ever issued a rating of “NOPE.” --James Corden
Football stadiums are going to get a delivery system that will bring food right to your seat. However, if you’re a Los Angeles Rams fan, your food will most likely be intercepted and returned for a touchdown. –Conan O’Brien
A new study claims that first grade students are getting three times more homework than they should be doing. This is coming from the lead researcher, "Timmy." –Conan O’Brien
"A mother in China gave birth to a 15-pound baby. Chinese officials say it's so big, it can do the work of two babies." –Conan O'Brien
North Korea is creating its own time zone. It's going to push the country's time back a half hour. So it's not bad enough that they don't have food and they're ruled by an insane dictator. Now they have to wait until 8:00 to watch Wheel of Fortune. –Conan O’Brien
Football stadiums are going to get a delivery system that will bring food right to your seat. However, if you’re a Los Angeles Rams fan, your food will most likely be intercepted and returned for a touchdown. –Conan O’Brien
In Virginia someone broke into a man’s apartment, cleaned it, and took nothing. Completely cleaned the place. Police are describing the suspect as his mother. –Conan O’Brien
Chipotle has closed a location in Dallas after diners filmed three rats falling from the ceiling. Don’t worry, the rats died of E. coli before they hit the ground. –Conan O’Brien
Football stadiums are going to get a delivery system that will bring food right to your seat. However, if you’re a Los Angeles Rams fan, your food will most likely be intercepted and returned for a touchdown. –Conan O’Brien
Do you know how wrong you have to be for a Pope to dislike you? I mean the Pope's entire thing is literally forgiveness. Pope John Paul hung out with the guy who tried to assassinate him and now Pope Francis is like, "I can't with this Trump guy. I can't." –James Corden
Pope Francis stated that he did not think that Donald Trump is a true Christian because of Trump's beliefs on immigration. I know you're thinking, there goes the Pope's chance of being on the next season of "Celebrity Apprentice." –James Corden
The Rams are already adjusting to L.A. life. They're now going to call tryouts auditions and ask you to bring a head shot with you when you come. Every Rams game is going to start with a two-hour red carpet. “Oh, you look great, I love the helmet. Who are you wearing?” I think it's Nike. –James Corden
There’s a new Christmas toy being advertised on Fox News. It’s Trumpy Bear! It’s pretty realistic. If you press his paw, Trumpy Bear even writes a check to Barbie, and then calls her “Horseface.” --James Corden
The CEO of Disney is now getting involved in bringing an NFL team to Los Angeles. So football fans, get ready for the crushing defense of the Los Angeles Little Mermaids. –James Corden
Over the weekend, Donald Trump joined dozens of other world leaders in France to commemorate the 100th anniversary of the end of World War I. Just to be safe, Trump brought a note from his doctor saying he absolutely couldn’t fight. --James Corden
We want to send our best to Melania Trump, who’s doing well after having kidney surgery. When the doctor said she could go home in a few days, she was like, “Let’s not rush it.” --Jimmy Fallon
"The St. Louis Rams made history on Saturday by drafting Michael Sam, making him the first openly gay player in the NFL. Yep, an NFL player who's never been with a woman — or as Tim Tebow put it, 'Eh, it's been done.'" –Jimmy Fallon
Jay Z is working on a new album to tell his side of the story in response to Beyoncé’s "Lemonade." But before that, his friends are going to release their own song called "Don't Do It, Man." –Jimmy Fallon
“There has been continued backlash to Kanye West’s antisemitic statements, which have prompted the agency CAA, fashion house Balenciaga, and sportswear giant Adidas to sever business ties with him. On Wednesday, West showed up unannounced and uninvited to the corporate headquarters at Skechers in Manhattan Beach, California. Ironically – this is not a joke – before he barged in to Skechers, he stopped at the bagel shop next door. He shouldn’t be allowed to eat bagels any more, right? At least.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Several athletes, including Los Angeles Rams star Aaron Donald and Boston Celtics player Jaylen Brown, have cut ties with Donda Sports, a marketing and content agency owned by West. At this point the only athlete who’d be dumb enough to sign with Donda Sports is Herschel Walker.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Things have not been going well for Walker, the Republican candidate for Senate in Georgia who has been running on a Trump-loyal, anti-abortion platform. On Wednesday, a second woman alleged that Walker paid for her abortion while they were in a relationship. Walker has denied ever paying for an abortion, and doubled down at a campaign stop on Wednesday, telling reporters that he was ‘done with this foolishness’ and ‘didn’t kill JFK, either’. That one is true, he did not kill JFK. But if he had killed him, he would’ve done it while he was in the womb.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“The L.A. Rams are headed to the Super Bowl after a come-from-behind victory over the San Francisco 49ers. The Rams will play the Cinderella Cincinnati Bengals in the lowest-seeded matchup in Super Bowl history, meaning the teams that oddsmakers least expected to make it this far made it. To put that in non-football terms, if this was a matchup of Kardashians, it’d be like Kourtney versus Rob, OK?” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Before the season, the Bengals’ odds were 150 to 1. To give you an idea, there are better odds of finding a rapid test at CVS.” —Jimmy Fallon
“But this is the Bengals’ first Super Bowl appearance since the ’80s. A lot has changed since then: Back then, inflation was high, there was tension with Russia, and our president was in his late 70s.” —Jimmy Fallon
“And, this is crazy, the Super Bowl is being played in Los Angeles at the Rams’ home stadium. That’s right, even N.F.L. players are working from home.” —Jimmy Fallon
“That’s right, we’re two weeks away from the game and experts are wondering, if a Super Bowl doesn’t have Tom Brady, can it still be called the Super Bowl?” —Jimmy Fallon
Hey, at one point in the game, I saw Tom Brady yelled out, "Reagan, Reagan," and the Patriots ran the ball to the right. Did you see that? Then later, the Rams ran a play called Trump, and they got sacked by Nancy Pelosi. --Jimmy Fallon
Oh, you guys, I'm now being told that during that last joke, five more Democrats announced they're running for president, and the Rams just punted again. For fun. They just did it for fun. --Jimmy Fallon
Get this -- In a recent intelligence briefing, Trump thought Nepal was part of India. Then later Trump was like, "I know exactly where Nepal is." It's right in the middle of Adam Levine's chest. Yes, he has two. He has two Nepals." --Jimmy Fallon
And finally, the CEO of Hershey says that they're fixing the way they make Kisses so that the tips don't get broken off. That's a good move, because nobody was buying their new product, Hershey's Just the Tips. --Jimmy Fallon
Well, while you guys were clapping, the Rams punted six more times. Last night was Super Bowl LIII, and 53 is also how many people stayed awake for the whole thing. That's right -- The Rams only scored 3 points, and they were totally shut out in the second half. They said it was a little tough to concentrate after seeing Adam Levine's nipples. --Jimmy Fallon
But the Rams did set a new record for punts. This is the first time I've ever seen a punter on the sideline breathing into an oxygen mask. "You've got to be kidding me. I'm going back in?" --Jimmy Fallon
That's right -- Rams quarterback Jared Goff just couldn't score. Americans said, "If we wanted to see a football player who can't score, we'd watch Colton on 'The Bachelor.'" --Jimmy Fallon
Did you watch the Super Bowl? The game was terrible. It was the lowest scoring game in Super Bowl history and the lowest rated in ten years. It was less than a Super Bowl and more of a Just Okay Bowl. --James Corden
The Patriots beat the Rams and everyone here in Los Angeles is devastated. I mean I think they are. It’s hard to tell with the levels of Botox in Los Angeles how anyone really feels. --James Corden
Watching that Super Bowl was the opposite of a nail-biter. It was a nail grower. --Conan O’Brien
Well, you guys, it was just five degrees in New York City today. It was so cold, hot dog vendors were complaining about shrinkage. --Jimmy Fallon
But the big moment was in the fourth quarter when a controversial call cost the Saints the game. Everyone thought the Rams defender interfered with the Saints receiver. But the referees didn't throw a flag. I mean, even the ref was like, "Oh, come on, me! What am I, blind?" --Jimmy Fallon
Let's get to some news here. Today is day 31 of the government shutdown. Now that the shutdown is over 30, Democrats are just hoping Trump will start to lose interest. --Jimmy Fallon
I saw that this morning, Trump and Mike Pence visited the Martin Luther King memorial in Washington.Trump looked up at the memorial and said, "That man is ruining a perfectly good wall." --Jimmy Fallon
A Russian spy plane was
spotted over New Jersey. Yeah. The Russian pilot was overheard saying, “You
know, Siberia’s not so bad.” –Conan O’Brien
Football stadiums are
going to get a delivery system that will bring food right to your seat.
However, if you’re a Los Angeles Rams fan, your food will most likely be
intercepted and returned for a touchdown. –Conan O’Brien
I have been working on a
paper for the Education Market.
The paper talks about using
video games as a teaching tool for
children with learning
disabilities.
The age demographic would be
10 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might
include soccer, football, basketball, etc.
Students could learn about
various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their
team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion,
sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of
their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created
characters.
In this example I used PS4
Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and
Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway
and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.
The process is meant to be a
simple and fun way for kids to learn.
Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might
be donated or discounted to schools for these classes.
More on the paper as it is
fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.
On the Indianapolis Colts
Offensive Line
LT Paul McCartney,
musician The Beatles
LG Jesus, some folks
Lord and Savior
C Charles Bukowski,
poet
RG God
RT John Lennon,
musician The Beatles
More Colts players include
Martin Luther King, Stephen
Hawking, Albert Einstein,
Muddy Waters, Winston
Churchill, Nelson Mandela
even characters from Star
Trek
Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf,
Cmdr Data, James Kirk,
Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer,
Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge
Ben Sisko
and fictional characters
Jack Bauer, 24, played by
Keifer Sutherland
Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under,
played by Peter Krause
Also for sentimental reasons,
some fallen friends are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.
St. Louis Rams Fantasy Roster
Offense
QB Kurt Warner, NFL
QB Roman Gabriel, NFL
HB Marshall Faulk, NFL
HB Eric Dickerson, NFL
HB Elroy “Crazy Legs”
Hirsch, NFL
WR Isaac Bruce, NFL
WR Miles Davis,
musician
WR Jon Snow, Game of
Thrones, played by Kit Harington
WR David Palmer, 24,
played by Dennis Haysbert
TE Ernest Hemingway,
author
LT Jackie Slater, NFL
Defense
LE Deacon Jones, NFL
LE Jack Youngblood, NFL
LE John Wick, John Wick
played by Keanu Reeves
LE Keith Olbermann,
journalist
LE Malcolm X, civil
rights activist
RE Lamar Lundy, NFL
RE Chuck D, musician
DT Merlin Olsen, NFL
DT Rosie Grier, NFL
DT Keyser Soze, Usual
Suspects
LB Tupac Shakur,
musician
LB Cannonball Adderley,
musician
LB Crazy Horse, Native
American leader
LB Sitting Bull, Native
American leader
LB Malcolm Reynolds,
Firefly, played by Nathan Fillion
LB Dominic Toretto,
Fast and Furious, played by Vin Diesel
CB Night Train Lane,
NFL
CB John Glenn,
astronaut
CB Robert Johnson,
musician
FS Jaqen H’ghar, Game
of Thrones, played by Tom Wlaschiha
FS Zeke Anderson, Tour
of Duty, played by Terence Knox
SS John Rambo, Rambo,
played by Sylvester Stallone
SS Django Freeman,
Django Unchained, played by Jamie Foxx
SS Arthur Rimbaud, poet
Special Teams
K Greg House, House,
played by Hugh Laurie
P Johnny
Handsome, Johnny Handsome played by Mickey Rourke
