He shouldn’t be allowed to eat bagels any more, right? (That one is true, he did not kill JFK.)

October 2022

“There has been continued backlash to Kanye West’s antisemitic statements, which have prompted the agency CAA, fashion house Balenciaga, and sportswear giant Adidas to sever business ties with him. On Wednesday, West showed up unannounced and uninvited to the corporate headquarters at Skechers in Manhattan Beach, California. Ironically – this is not a joke – before he barged in to Skechers, he stopped at the bagel shop next door. He shouldn’t be allowed to eat bagels any more, right? At least.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Several athletes, including Los Angeles Rams star Aaron Donald and Boston Celtics player Jaylen Brown, have cut ties with Donda Sports, a marketing and content agency owned by West. At this point the only athlete who’d be dumb enough to sign with Donda Sports is Herschel Walker.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Things have not been going well for Walker, the Republican candidate for Senate in Georgia who has been running on a Trump-loyal, anti-abortion platform. On Wednesday, a second woman alleged that Walker paid for her abortion while they were in a relationship. Walker has denied ever paying for an abortion, and doubled down at a campaign stop on Wednesday, telling reporters that he was ‘done with this foolishness’ and ‘didn’t kill JFK, either’. That one is true, he did not kill JFK. But if he had killed him, he would’ve done it while he was in the womb.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”