an angry mob or a happy mob (Light my house on fire)

Tom Brady said that he’s banned his dad from talking to the media after he spoke out against NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. Tom is so embarrassed, this Sunday he’s making his dad drop him off a block away from the Super Bowl. –Jimmy Fallon

Well, while you guys were clapping, the Rams punted six more times. Last night was Super Bowl LIII, and 53 is also how many people stayed awake for the whole thing. That's right -- The Rams only scored 3 points, and they were totally shut out in the second half. They said it was a little tough to concentrate after seeing Adam Levine's nipples. --Jimmy Fallon

We are just three days away from Super Bowl LII, which means that we’re just three days away from finding out whether Boston will be burned down by an angry mob or a happy mob. --Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Excuse me while I go set my house on fire (free lap dances)

President Trump also suggested taking over Gaza. His first project, opening a gentleman's club called the Gaza Strip. —Greg Gutfeld

   

Democrats have already filed new impeachment articles against Trump over his proposed plan in Gaza. Well there goes their free lap dances at the Gaza Strip. —Greg Gutfeld

President Trump's proposed budget bill will feature roughly $1 trillion dollars worth of spending cuts. But this is nice, he's leaving in a few extra bucks to buy some clothes for Kanye’s wife. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”