"Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi was on TV and he was angry and defiant. Then he went off the air and no one has seen him since — kind of like Keith Olbermann." –Jay Leno
"Gadhafi said he will fight the protestors until the end and he will die as a martyr. The protestors responded by saying, 'Deal.'" –Jay Leno
"The Pentagon is testing a robotic hummingbird that can be used as a spy camera. They say it will help them track down terrorists and pretty flowers." –Jay Leno
"President Obama urged private businesses to hire more workers. He didn't realize that only the government hires more people than it needs." –Jay Leno
"Washington, D.C. is updating its traffic cameras to enforce traffic laws. How about enforcing bribery and corruption laws?" –Jay Leno
"Keith Olbermann has a new show on Al Gore’s new network. I’m not saying the audience is small, but he begins his show with, Good evening, Al." –Jay Leno
"There was a power outage at Newark Airport. Who wants a TSA pat-down with the lights off?" –Jay Leno
"A court has ruled that Rahm Emanuel is not legally allowed to run for mayor of Chicago, which in Chicago I believe means he won." –Stephen Colbert
"A Chicago court ruled former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel can’t run for Mayor of Chicago. However, according to Chicago law, he’s free to purchase the position." –Conan O'Brien
"MSNBC has abruptly ended their relationship with Keith Olbermann, and according to his contract he's not allowed back on television for at least six months. Or as industry experts call it, The Conan." –Conan O'Brien
"Tomorrow is the State of the Union Address, and Republicans and Democrats will sit together intermingled, if for no other reason than the raw sexual tension." –Conan O'Brien
"MSNBC news anchor Keith Olbermann will be back to work on Wednesday after being suspended without pay for giving campaign contributions to Democratic candidates, which is against the rules at MSNBC. See, if only he had done like Eliot Spitzer and given his money to hookers, he would have gotten his own prime time show on CNN." –Jay Leno
"Earlier this evening, in an interview with Matt Lauer, President Bush revealed the most embarrassing thing he ever did when he was drunk. He asked a friend of his parents at a dinner party what sex was like after 50. Which is not so bad when you consider John McCain's most embarrassing moment. He picked Sarah Palin sober." –Jay Leno
"Nancy Pelosi, who lost her position as Speaker of the House says she will seek to become the House Minority Leader. And really who better qualified to be House Minority Leader than the person who led their party to become a minority in the first place." –Jay Leno
"Sure,
blacks may be getting ignored now, but isn't that just getting them warmed up
for next year, when they're really going to be ignored?" --Daily Show correspondent Larry Wilmore, on the Republican
presidential candidates skipping the minority-issue debate
"Sometimes
I don't think Congress has America's best interest at heart. For example, when
they convene. But every once and a while they pass a bill that restores my
faith in the system, like Wednesday's Lieberman-Kyl amendment, which passed by
a 76-22 margin and calls on President Bush to declare Iran's Revolutionary
Guard a terrorist organization. The president is prosecuting a war on terror.
This makes Iran the second front. But not everyone supports our troops enough
to give them the job security a war with Iran would provide. People like
Senator Jim Webb who voted against the amendment, calling it, 'Dick Cheney's fondest pipe
dream.' Well, that is completely unfair. Everyone knows Dick Cheney's fondest
pipe dream is driving a bulldozer into the New York Times while drinking crude oil out of Keith Olbermann's
skull" --Stephen Colbert
I have been working on a
paper for the Education Market.
The paper talks about using
video games as a teaching tool for
children with learning
disabilities.
The age demographic would be
10 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might
include soccer, football, basketball, etc.
Students could learn about
various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their
team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion,
sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of
their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created
characters.
In this example I used PS4
Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and
Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway
and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.
The process is meant to be a
simple and fun way for kids to learn.
Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might
be donated or discounted to schools for these classes.
More on the paper as it is
fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.
On the Indianapolis Colts
Offensive Line
LT Paul McCartney,
musician The Beatles
LG Jesus, some folks
Lord and Savior
C Charles Bukowski,
poet
RG God
RT John Lennon,
musician The Beatles
More Colts players include
Martin Luther King, Stephen
Hawking, Albert Einstein,
Muddy Waters, Winston
Churchill, Nelson Mandela
even characters from Star
Trek
Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf,
Cmdr Data, James Kirk,
Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer,
Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge
Ben Sisko
and fictional characters
Jack Bauer, 24, played by
Keifer Sutherland
Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under,
played by Peter Krause
Also for sentimental reasons,
some fallen friends are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.
St. Louis Rams Fantasy Roster
Offense
QB Kurt Warner, NFL
QB Roman Gabriel, NFL
HB Marshall Faulk, NFL
HB Eric Dickerson, NFL
HB Elroy “Crazy Legs”
Hirsch, NFL
WR Isaac Bruce, NFL
WR Miles Davis,
musician
WR Jon Snow, Game of
Thrones, played by Kit Harington
WR David Palmer, 24,
played by Dennis Haysbert
TE Ernest Hemingway,
author
LT Jackie Slater, NFL
Defense
LE Deacon Jones, NFL
LE Jack Youngblood, NFL
LE John Wick, John Wick
played by Keanu Reeves
LE Keith Olbermann,
journalist
LE Malcolm X, civil
rights activist
RE Lamar Lundy, NFL
RE Chuck D, musician
DT Merlin Olsen, NFL
DT Rosie Grier, NFL
DT Keyser Soze, Usual
Suspects
LB Tupac Shakur,
musician
LB Cannonball Adderley,
musician
LB Crazy Horse, Native
American leader
LB Sitting Bull, Native
American leader
LB Malcolm Reynolds,
Firefly, played by Nathan Fillion
LB Dominic Toretto,
Fast and Furious, played by Vin Diesel
CB Night Train Lane,
NFL
CB John Glenn,
astronaut
CB Robert Johnson,
musician
FS Jaqen H’ghar, Game
of Thrones, played by Tom Wlaschiha
FS Zeke Anderson, Tour
of Duty, played by Terence Knox
SS John Rambo, Rambo,
played by Sylvester Stallone
SS Django Freeman,
Django Unchained, played by Jamie Foxx
SS Arthur Rimbaud, poet
Special Teams
K Greg House, House,
played by Hugh Laurie
P Johnny
Handsome, Johnny Handsome played by Mickey Rourke
"After Larry King and Regis Philbin, Keith Olbermann is leaving television. Bad things always happen in threes — like the Jonas Brothers." –Craig Ferguson
"MSNBC has abruptly ended their relationship with Keith Olbermann, and according to his contract he's not allowed back on television for at least six months. Or as industry experts call it, The Conan." –Conan O'Brien
"Tomorrow is the State of the Union Address, and Republicans and Democrats will sit together intermingled, if for no other reason than the raw sexual tension." –Conan O'Brien