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Showing posts with label Keith Olbermann. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Keith Olbermann. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 20, 2019

Which is your favorite Joe Biden? (tracking down terrorists and pretty flowers)


"Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi was on TV and he was angry and defiant. Then he went off the air and no one has seen him since — kind of like Keith Olbermann." –Jay Leno

"Gadhafi said he will fight the protestors until the end and he will die as a martyr. The protestors responded by saying, 'Deal.'" –Jay Leno

"The Pentagon is testing a robotic hummingbird that can be used as a spy camera. They say it will help them track down terrorists and pretty flowers." –Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Tuesday, July 23, 2019

How about enforcing bribery and corruption laws? (Who wants a TSA pat-down with the lights off?)


"President Obama urged private businesses to hire more workers. He didn't realize that only the government hires more people than it needs." –Jay Leno

"Washington, D.C. is updating its traffic cameras to enforce traffic laws. How about enforcing bribery and corruption laws?" –Jay Leno

"Keith Olbermann has a new show on Al Gore’s new network. I’m not saying the audience is small, but he begins his show with, Good evening, Al." –Jay Leno

"There was a power outage at Newark Airport. Who wants a TSA pat-down with the lights off?" –Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Tuesday, June 25, 2019

if for no other reason than the raw sexual tension (nothing will fundamentally change)


"A court has ruled that Rahm Emanuel is not legally allowed to run for mayor of Chicago, which in Chicago I believe means he won." –Stephen Colbert

"A Chicago court ruled former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel can’t run for Mayor of Chicago. However, according to Chicago law, he’s free to purchase the position." –Conan O'Brien

"MSNBC has abruptly ended their relationship with Keith Olbermann, and according to his contract he's not allowed back on television for at least six months. Or as industry experts call it, The Conan." –Conan O'Brien

"Tomorrow is the State of the Union Address, and Republicans and Democrats will sit together intermingled, if for no other reason than the raw sexual tension." –Conan O'Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Wednesday, April 10, 2019

if only he had given his money to hookers, he would have gotten his own prime time show on CNN (other rich people)


"MSNBC news anchor Keith Olbermann will be back to work on Wednesday after being suspended without pay for giving campaign contributions to Democratic candidates, which is against the rules at MSNBC. See, if only he had done like Eliot Spitzer and given his money to hookers, he would have gotten his own prime time show on CNN." –Jay Leno

"Earlier this evening, in an interview with Matt Lauer, President Bush revealed the most embarrassing thing he ever did when he was drunk. He asked a friend of his parents at a dinner party what sex was like after 50. Which is not so bad when you consider John McCain's most embarrassing moment. He picked Sarah Palin sober." –Jay Leno

"Nancy Pelosi, who lost her position as Speaker of the House says she will seek to become the House Minority Leader. And really who better qualified to be House Minority Leader than the person who led their party to become a minority in the first place." –Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Saturday, October 14, 2017

drinking crude oil out of Keith Olbermann's skull (Cheney's fondest pipe dream)



"Sure, blacks may be getting ignored now, but isn't that just getting them warmed up for next year, when they're really going to be ignored?" --Daily Show correspondent Larry Wilmore, on the Republican presidential candidates skipping the minority-issue debate



"Sometimes I don't think Congress has America's best interest at heart. For example, when they convene. But every once and a while they pass a bill that restores my faith in the system, like Wednesday's Lieberman-Kyl amendment, which passed by a 76-22 margin and calls on President Bush to declare Iran's Revolutionary Guard a terrorist organization. The president is prosecuting a war on terror. This makes Iran the second front. But not everyone supports our troops enough to give them the job security a war with Iran would provide. People like Senator Jim Webb who voted against the amendment, calling it, 'Dick Cheney's fondest pipe dream.' Well, that is completely unfair. Everyone knows Dick Cheney's fondest pipe dream is driving a bulldozer into the New York Times while drinking crude oil out of Keith Olbermann's skull" --Stephen Colbert
      
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #books #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

PS4: Madden 17 Colts vs Rams




I have been working on a
paper for the Education Market.
The paper talks about using
video games as a teaching tool for
children with learning
disabilities.

The age demographic would be
10 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might
include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about
various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their
team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion,
sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of
their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created
characters.

In this example I used PS4
Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and
Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway
and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a
simple and fun way for kids to learn.
Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might
be donated or discounted to schools for these classes.

More on the paper as it is
fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

On the Indianapolis Colts

Offensive Line

LT         Paul McCartney,
musician The Beatles
LG         Jesus, some folks
Lord and Savior
C         Charles Bukowski,
poet
RG         God
RT         John Lennon,
musician The Beatles

More Colts players include

Martin Luther King, Stephen
Hawking, Albert Einstein,
Muddy Waters, Winston
Churchill, Nelson Mandela

even characters from Star
Trek

Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf,
Cmdr Data, James Kirk,
Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer,
Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge
Ben Sisko

and fictional characters

Jack Bauer, 24, played by
Keifer Sutherland
Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under,
played by Peter Krause

Also for sentimental reasons,
some fallen friends are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.




St. Louis Rams Fantasy Roster

Offense

QB         Kurt Warner, NFL
QB         Roman Gabriel, NFL
HB         Marshall Faulk, NFL
HB         Eric Dickerson, NFL
HB         Elroy “Crazy Legs”
Hirsch, NFL
WR         Isaac Bruce, NFL
WR         Miles Davis,
musician
WR         Jon Snow, Game of
Thrones, played by Kit Harington
WR          David Palmer, 24,
played by Dennis Haysbert
TE         Ernest Hemingway,
author
LT         Jackie Slater, NFL

Defense

LE         Deacon Jones, NFL
LE         Jack Youngblood, NFL
LE         John Wick, John Wick
played by Keanu Reeves
LE         Keith Olbermann,
journalist
LE         Malcolm X, civil
rights activist
RE         Lamar Lundy, NFL
RE         Chuck D, musician
DT         Merlin Olsen, NFL
DT         Rosie Grier, NFL
DT         Keyser Soze, Usual
Suspects
LB         Tupac Shakur,
musician
LB         Cannonball Adderley,
musician
LB         Crazy Horse, Native
American leader
LB         Sitting Bull, Native
American leader
LB         Malcolm Reynolds,
Firefly, played by Nathan Fillion
LB         Dominic Toretto,
Fast and Furious, played by Vin Diesel
CB         Night Train Lane,
NFL
CB         John Glenn,
astronaut
CB         Robert Johnson,
musician
FS         Jaqen H’ghar, Game
of Thrones, played by Tom Wlaschiha
FS         Zeke Anderson, Tour
of Duty, played by Terence Knox
SS         John Rambo, Rambo,
played by Sylvester Stallone
SS         Django Freeman,
Django Unchained, played by Jamie Foxx
SS         Arthur Rimbaud, poet

Special Teams

K         Greg House, House,
played by Hugh Laurie
P         Johnny
Handsome, Johnny Handsome played by Mickey Rourke

  


Saturday, January 29, 2011

If for no other reason than the raw sexual tension





"After Larry King and Regis Philbin, Keith Olbermann is leaving television. Bad things always happen in threes — like the Jonas Brothers." –Craig Ferguson


"MSNBC has abruptly ended their relationship with Keith Olbermann, and according to his contract he's not allowed back on television for at least six months. Or as industry experts call it, The Conan." –Conan O'Brien




"Tomorrow is the State of the Union Address, and Republicans and Democrats will sit together intermingled, if for no other reason than the raw sexual tension." –Conan O'Brien