Madden: Indianapolis Colts vs New Orleans Saints

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

The two classes are coming together (That's the best thing to happen to New Orleans since George Bush left office)

“Donald Trump has now endorsed Mitt Romney. Imagine that, a billionaire reaching out to a millionaire. The two classes are coming together.” –Jay Leno

"Well, congratulations to the world champion New Orleans Saints for winning the Super Bowl. That's the best thing to happen to New Orleans since George Bush left office." –Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Not as long as they waited for FEMA, but still, it's been a very long, long time (Mama Bear For Oligarchs)

"You folks excited about the Super Bowl coming up Sunday? And the New Orleans Saints' fans, I'm telling you, they have waited a long, long time for their team to get into the Super Bowl. Not as long as they waited for FEMA, but still, it's been a very long, long time." –David Letterman

"Women serving in the United States military will now be serving in combat. Finally there will be somebody in the tank who will stop and ask for directions." –David Letterman

"The good news is that Hosni Mubarak may step down. The bad news is that he may be replaced by his idiot son Hosni W. Mubarak." –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

That's the best thing to happen to New Orleans since George Bush left office (The two classes are coming together)

“This week, Mitt Romney went to a McDonald's restaurant to show that he's a normal American... just a regular guy. You can tell he hasn't spent a lot of time there. Like when he walked in, he asked to see the maitre d'.” –Jay Leno

“Donald Trump has now endorsed Mitt Romney. Imagine that, a billionaire reaching out to a millionaire. The two classes are coming together.” –Jay Leno

"Well, congratulations to the world champion New Orleans Saints for winning the Super Bowl. That's the best thing to happen to New Orleans since George Bush left office." –Jay Leno

"In his speech tonight, President Obama urged Congress to raise the minimum wage. Now don’t confuse that with congressional minimum wage. See, that’s doing the minimum for your wage. That’s completely different." –Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

You know him, when it comes to New Orleans, he's always, like, two weeks late (That Awkward Moment)

"Congratulations to the Indianapolis Colts and the New Orleans Saints. They're going to the Super Bowl. The Saints beat the Vikings. Former President George Bush Sr., he was at the game. Now, his son George W. was invited. But you know him, when it comes to New Orleans, he's always, like, two weeks late." –Jay Leno

"Gas is so expensive now that BP actually started inspecting their oil rigs." –Jay Leno

“This weekend 71-year-old former Vice President Dick Cheney received a heart transplant. And I thought this was nice — they let him shoot the donor himself.” –Jay Leno

“I guess Mitt Romney's staff played an April Fools' joke on him. They told him there was a run on the banks in the Cayman Islands. You should have seen his face.” –Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Finally, there will be somebody in the tank who will stop and ask for directions (his idiot son Hosni W. Mubarak)

"The late night wars are finally over. I'm kind of amazed I'm still here, too. Jay Leno said he's going to go on the Oprah Winfrey show and tell his side of the story. I never thought I'd say this, but watch your back, Oprah." –Craig Ferguson

“It’s a great day for Mitt Romney. He was endorsed by Donald Trump. Unfortunately it was a split decision. The thing on Trump’s head endorsed Gingrich.” –Craig Ferguson

"But 350 bucks a plate at Sarah Palin's Tea Party event a lot of people say, 'Whoa! Dave, that seems a little pricey.' Yes, but for 350, a guy will come to your table and waterboard a lobster." –David Letterman

"The good news is that Hosni Mubarak may step down. The bad news is that he may be replaced by his idiot son Hosni W. Mubarak." –David Letterman

"Women serving in the United States military will now be serving in combat. Finally there will be somebody in the tank who will stop and ask for directions." –David Letterman

"You folks excited about the Super Bowl coming up Sunday? And the New Orleans Saints' fans, I'm telling you, they have waited a long, long time for their team to get into the Super Bowl. Not as long as they waited for FEMA, but still, it's been a very long, long time." –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Madden: Indianapolis Colts vs New Orleans Saints (Super Bowl)

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities. The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to choose. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play alongside their created characters.

On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur. 

The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary. Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

On the Indianapolis Colts

Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight Freeney, Robert Mathis, Bob Sanders, Andrew Luck, T.Y. Hilton

LT Paul McCartney, musician The Beatles

LT Nelson Mandela, South African leader

LG Jesus Christ, some folks Lord and Savior

LG Ringo Starr, musician The Beatles

C Charles Bukowski, poet

C Muddy Waters, musician

RG God

RG Winston Churchill, English Prime Minister

RT John Lennon, musician The Beatles

RT George Harrison, musician The Beatles

TE/DT Clay Brannon, boy wonder

WR/DE Jeremiah Brewster, wonder boy

DT Army, Jack Renforth (RIP), TE Paul Bantley (RIP), HB/LB G. Hulse, Army, HB J. Purkey, Navy, T.F., Marines, David Wood, Marines, Ian Betts, Navy

More Colts players include Martin Luther King, Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, as well as characters from Star Trek…

Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf, Cmdr Data, James Kirk,  Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer, Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge, Ben Sisko, etc.

Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively (That man is ruining a perfectly good wall)

Well, you guys, it was just five degrees in New York City today. It was so cold, hot dog vendors were complaining about shrinkage. --Jimmy Fallon

But the big moment was in the fourth quarter when a controversial call cost the Saints the game. Everyone thought the Rams defender interfered with the Saints receiver. But the referees didn't throw a flag. I mean, even the ref was like, "Oh, come on, me! What am I, blind?" --Jimmy Fallon

Let's get to some news here. Today is day 31 of the government shutdown. Now that the shutdown is over 30, Democrats are just hoping Trump will start to lose interest. --Jimmy Fallon

I saw that this morning, Trump and Mike Pence visited the Martin Luther King memorial in Washington. Trump looked up at the memorial and said, "That man is ruining a perfectly good wall." --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

He dropped so many F-bombs on that plane that he got a thumbs up from Joe Biden (in honor of his approval rating)

"Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. The current mayor said Levi Johnston should get his high school diploma and keep his clothes on if he wants to win. And then Levi was like, 'Dude, he just told me how to win. What an idiot.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"If anyone is looking for a job, there's an opening for a flight attendant at JetBlue. Steven Slater, the famous JetBlue flight attendant, dropped so many F-bombs on that plane that he got a thumbs up from Joe Biden." –Jay Leno

"The New Orleans Saints visited the White House. They presented President Obama with a Saints jersey with the number 44, in honor of his approval rating." –Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

The second most-watched event was the episode of Dallas where J.R. gets shot in the face by Dick Cheney (Cheney's dungeon)

"It's Presidents' Day, ladies and gentlemen. Three-day weekend for most people. Remember President George Bush? Every weekend was a three-day weekend for him." –David Letterman

"Yesterday, there was a big feud between former Vice President Dick Cheney and current Vice President Joe Biden. Cheney is upset with Biden because Biden, when he moved in after they were elected, he closed down Cheney's dungeon in the White House." –David Letterman

"People still talking about the Super Bowl. It was the most watched TV program of all time. The second most-watched event was the episode of 'Dallas' where J.R. gets shot in the face by Dick Cheney." –David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

FEMA announced plans to congratulate them in about two weeks (Hi, I'm Sarah Palin)

"It was so cold, Sarah Palin had to cancel a speech because she didn't want to take her gloves off to read." –Jay Leno

"On Saturday, Sarah Palin looked at notes written on her hand during a speech at the Tea Party Convention in Tennessee. Isn't that wild? Oddly enough, she was reading, 'Hi, I'm Sarah Palin.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Did everybody watch the Super Bowl? Everybody's happy for New Orleans. In fact, FEMA announced plans to congratulate them in about two weeks." –Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

He looks like one of those guys in an adult film who would describe his work as 'tasteful' (oh, yeah, they care about New Orleans, now!)

from February 2010

"A lot of Republicans attended President Obama's Super Bowl party. And I thought oh, yeah, they care about New Orleans, now!" –David Letterman

"Congratulations to the New Orleans Saints. They defeated my Indianapolis Colts. So all I can say is, 'Don't worry, Indianapolis, FEMA is on the way.'" –David Letterman

"You know anything about the new senator from the great state of Massachusetts? Senator Scott Brown. Comes out of nowhere, this guy. And he used to be, like, a go-go boy. That's where he got his start. And then he was a nude model, and now, he's a senator. Have you seen the guy? Terribly good-looking. He looks like one of those guys in an adult film who would describe his work as 'tasteful.'" –David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

the best thing to happen to New Orleans since George Bush left office (something in common with the people in the audience)

"And in Japan, they've developed a new green machine that turns regular paper into toilet paper. You know, kind of what Wall Street did with the dollar. It's the same thing." –Jay Leno

"Well, congratulations to the world champion New Orleans Saints for winning the Super Bowl. That's the best thing to happen to New Orleans since George Bush left office." –Jay Leno

"Sarah Palin said she will not benefit from the Tea Party speech she gave last week. See, that way she'll have something in common with the people in the audience." –Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

If this guy thinks it's warm now, wait till he gets to hell (More parades)

"Oh, here's something interesting and important. The Pentagon now wants to allow gays to serve openly in the military. You know what that means, ladies and gentlemen? More parades." –David Letterman

"You folks excited about the Super Bowl coming up Sunday? And the New Orleans Saints' fans, I'm telling you, they have waited a long, long time for their team to get into the Super Bowl. Not as long as they waited for FEMA, but still, it's been a very long, long time." –David Letterman

"There is always a new Osama bin Laden video. And in this one, he's worried about global warming. And he's blaming the United States for global warming. And I just thought to myself, wait a minute, this guy thinks it's warm now, wait till he gets to hell." –David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

When did we start paying taxes? This is ridiculous (it's cheaper to fire people in bulk)

"Congratulations to the Indianapolis Colts and the New Orleans Saints. They're going to the Super Bowl. The Saints beat the Vikings. Former President George Bush Sr., he was at the game. Now, his son George W. was invited. But you know him, when it comes to New Orleans, he's always, like, two weeks late." –Jay Leno

"More problems for Goldman Sachs. Did you know the tax rate it paid on its profits last year was 0.6 percent? And of course, the CEO of Goldman Sachs was furious when he heard this. He said: 'What? When did we start paying taxes? This is ridiculous.'" –Jay Leno

"Wal-Mart announced it's cutting over 11,000 jobs. Wal-Mart said it's cheaper to fire people in bulk." –Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Madden 17 Indianapolis Colts vs New Orleans Saints

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

I have been working on a
paper for the Education Market.

The paper talks about using
video games as a teaching tool for

children with learning
disabilities.

The age demographic would be
8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might
include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about
various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their
team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion,
sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of
their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created
characters.

In this example I used PS4
Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and
Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway
and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a
simple and fun way for kids to learn

subjects such as world
history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary.

Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might
be donated or discounted to schools for these classes.

More on the paper as it is
fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

On the Indianapolis Colts

Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight
Freeney, Robert Mathis, Bob Sanders

Offensive Line

LT         Paul McCartney,
musician The Beatles

LT         Nelson Mandela,
South African leader

LG         Jesus, some folks
Lord and Savior

LG         Ringo Starr,
musician The Beatles

C         Charles Bukowski,
poet

C         Muddy Waters,
musician

RG         God

RG         Winston Churchill,
English Prime Minister

RT         John Lennon,
musician The Beatles

RT         George Harrison,
musician The Beatles

TE/DT         Clay Brannon, boy
wonder

WR/DE         Jeremiah Brewster,
wonder boy

DT         Army, Jack Renforth
(RIP), TE Paul Bantley (RIP)

HB/LB G. Hulse, Army, HB J.
Purkey, Navy

More Colts players include

Martin Luther King, Stephen
Hawking, Albert Einstein

characters from Star Trek

Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf,
Cmdr Data, James Kirk,

Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer,
Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge

Ben Sisko

and fictional characters

Jack Bauer, 24, played by
Keifer Sutherland

Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under,
played by Peter Krause

Also for sentimental reasons,
some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in
peace.

New Orleans Saints Fantasy
Roster

Offense

QB         Drew Brees, NFL

QB         Colin Kaepernick,
NFL, civil rights activist

QB         Archie Manning, NFL

HB         Crispus Attucks,
American Revolution

HB         Gavin Grey,
Everybody’s All-American, played by Dennis Quaid

HB         Clifford Brown,
musician

HB         Miles Davis,
musician

FB         Austin Powers,
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, played by Mike Meyers

FB         Jayne Cobb, Firefly,
played by Adam Baldwin

WR         Tom Fitzgerald, USMC

WR         Sherlock Holmes,
Sherlock Holmes, played by Robert Downey, Jr.

WR         Rodney Dangerfield,
comedian

WR         Jerry Lee Lewis,
musician

WR         Reggie Wayne, NFL

WR         Cannonball Adderley,
musician

WR         Andy Warhol, artist

WR         Sheldon Cooper, Big
Bang Theory, played by Jim Parsons

TE         BA Baracas, The
A-Team, played by Mr. T

TE         Hank Hill, animated
character, King of the Hill

TE         Eric Northman, True
Blood, played by Alexander Skarsgard

TE         Coby Fleener, NFL

LT         Terron Armstead, NFL

C         Pug Henry, Winds of
War, played by Robert Mitchum

RG         Ice Cube, musician

RT         Flavor Flav,
musician

Defense

LE         Han Solo, Star Wars,
played by Harrison Ford

LE         Doug Atkins, NFL

LE         Dick Gregory,
comedian, civil rights activist

RE         Keyser Soze, The
Usual Suspects

RE         Roderick Blanco,
Night Gallery, played by Chuck Connors

RE         Ben Sisko, Star
Trek, played by Avery Brooks

RE         Orson Welles,
director

DT         Cmndr Worf, Star
Trek, played by Michael Dorn

DT         Simon Wiesenthal,
Holocaust survivor

DT         Fats Jenkins,
basketball, New York Renaissance

DT         Tyler Durden, Fight
Club, played by Brad Pitt

LB         Aldo Raine,
Inglorious Bastards, played by Brad Pitt

LB         Martin Luther King,
civil rights leader

LB         Dominic Toretto,
Fast & Furious, played by Vin Diesel

LB         Hank Moody,
Californication, played by David Duchovny

LB         Bernie Sanders,
Independent Vermont senator

LB         Butch Coolidge, Pulp
Fiction, played by Bruce Willis

LB         Derek Flint, In Like
Flint, played by James Coburn

LB         Michael Moore,
filmmaker

LB         Oscar Robertson, NBA

LB         Joe Frazier, boxing

LB         Saul Alinsky,
political activist

LB         Malcolm X, civil
rights activist

CB         Bill Compton, True
Blood, played by Stephen Moyer

CB         Sugar Ray Robinson,
boxing

CB         Tupac Shakur, musician

CB         David Palmer, 24,
played by Dennis Haysbert

CB         Willie Dixon,
musician

CB         Fats Domino,
musician

CB         Remo Williams, Remo
Williams, played by Fred Ward

FS         Shepherd Book,
Firefly, played by Ron Glass

FS         Lando Calrissian,
Star Wars, played by Billy Dee Williams

FS         Jersey Joe Walcott,
boxing

SS         Malcolm Reynolds,
Firefly, played by Nathan Fillion

SS         Jules Winnfield,
Pulp Fiction, played by Samuel L. Jackson

SS         Dizzy Gillespie,
musician

Special Teams

K         Lux Interior,
musician, The Cramps

P         Thomas Paine,
American Revolution