Well, while you guys were clapping, the Rams punted six more times. Last night was Super Bowl LIII, and 53 is also how many people stayed awake for the whole thing. That's right -- The Rams only scored 3 points, and they were totally shut out in the second half. They said it was a little tough to concentrate after seeing Adam Levine's nipples. --Jimmy Fallon
But the Rams did set a new record for punts. This is the first time I've ever seen a punter on the sideline breathing into an oxygen mask. "You've got to be kidding me. I'm going back in?" --Jimmy Fallon
That's right -- Rams quarterback Jared Goff just couldn't score. Americans said, "If we wanted to see a football player who can't score, we'd watch Colton on 'The Bachelor.'" --Jimmy Fallon
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