Madden: Indianapolis Colts vs Cincinnati Bengals (Touchdowns)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Madden: Cincinnati Bengals vs Baltimore Ravens

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Madden: Cincinnati Bengals vs Los Angeles Rams (Super Bowl)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

there’s a new retiree about to dominate the pickleball league (Dad Bod Brady. Do it! Give us hope, Tom!)

January 2022

“Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady has retired after 22 seasons and seven Super Bowl titles. So bad news for your dad: there’s a new retiree about to dominate the pickleball league.” —Stephen Colbert 

“This is the most exciting thing to happen to Cincinnati since they found all that spaghetti under their chili.” —Stephen Colbert

“Tom Brady, the 44-year-old quarterback accomplished more than any other quarterback in the history of the NFL, even though he was drafted 199th overall. Which just goes to show you that anyone can be successful as long as you’re one of the most gifted and attractive people in human history.” —Stephen Colbert

“Now that Brady appears to be hanging up the old football skates, the world may finally see what we’ve all longed for: Dad Bod Brady. Do it! Give us hope, Tom!” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/12/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and_10.html

#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry 

 

If this was a matchup of Kardashians, it’d be like Kourtney versus Rob, OK? (Can it still be called the Super Bowl?)

January 2022

“The L.A. Rams are headed to the Super Bowl after a come-from-behind victory over the San Francisco 49ers. The Rams will play the Cinderella Cincinnati Bengals in the lowest-seeded matchup in Super Bowl history, meaning the teams that oddsmakers least expected to make it this far made it. To put that in non-football terms, if this was a matchup of Kardashians, it’d be like Kourtney versus Rob, OK?” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Before the season, the Bengals’ odds were 150 to 1. To give you an idea, there are better odds of finding a rapid test at CVS.” —Jimmy Fallon

“But this is the Bengals’ first Super Bowl appearance since the ’80s. A lot has changed since then: Back then, inflation was high, there was tension with Russia, and our president was in his late 70s.” —Jimmy Fallon

“And, this is crazy, the Super Bowl is being played in Los Angeles at the Rams’ home stadium. That’s right, even N.F.L. players are working from home.” —Jimmy Fallon

“That’s right, we’re two weeks away from the game and experts are wondering, if a Super Bowl doesn’t have Tom Brady, can it still be called the Super Bowl?” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/12/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and_10.html

#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry  

 

David Letterman's "Top Ten Highlights Of Barack Obama's Deficit Plan"

September 2011

David Letterman's "Top Ten Highlights Of Barack Obama's Deficit Plan" 

10. Pay everything off with a giant bake sale on the White House lawn 

9. New 10,000 percent tax on waffles — no way people are giving up their waffles! 

8. Congressional Super Committee now reports to even more powerful Super Duper Committee 

7. Medicare no longer covers butt X-rays 

6. From now on, quarters are worth 26 cents 

5. Change the definition of the word 'deficit' 

4. Seniors must wait until they're 112 before they can collect Social Security 

3. Open more post offices — those places are money machines! 

2. Congressmen must pay hookers in cash 

1. Jets giving three and a half in Cincy — it's like found money

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Madden: Indianapolis Colts vs Cincinnati Bengals (Joe Burrow leads Bengals to Super Bowl)

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities. The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to choose. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play alongside their created characters.

On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur. 

The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary. Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

On the Indianapolis Colts

Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight Freeney, Robert Mathis, Bob Sanders, Andrew Luck, T.Y. Hilton

LT Paul McCartney, musician The Beatles

LT Nelson Mandela, South African leader

LG Jesus Christ, some folks Lord and Savior

LG Ringo Starr, musician The Beatles

C Charles Bukowski, poet

C Muddy Waters, musician

RG God

RG Winston Churchill, English Prime Minister

RT John Lennon, musician The Beatles

RT George Harrison, musician The Beatles

TE/DT Clay Brannon, boy wonder

WR/DE Jeremiah Brewster, wonder boy

DT Army, Jack Renforth (RIP), TE Paul Bantley (RIP), HB/LB G. Hulse, Army, HB J. Purkey, Navy, T.F., Marines, David Wood, Marines, Ian Betts, Navy

More Colts players include Martin Luther King, Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, as well as characters from Star Trek…

Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf, Cmdr Data, James Kirk,  Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer, Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge, Ben Sisko, etc.

Madden 20: Indianapolis Colts vs Cincinnati Bengals (Super Bowl)

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html 

I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities. The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to choose. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play alongside their created characters.

On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur. 

The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary. Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

On the Indianapolis Colts

Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight Freeney, Robert Mathis, Bob Sanders, Andrew Luck, T.Y. Hilton

LT Paul McCartney, musician The Beatles

LT Nelson Mandela, South African leader

LG Jesus Christ, some folks Lord and Savior

LG Ringo Starr, musician The Beatles

C Charles Bukowski, poet

C Muddy Waters, musician

RG God

RG Winston Churchill, English Prime Minister

RT John Lennon, musician The Beatles

RT George Harrison, musician The Beatles

TE/DT Clay Brannon, boy wonder

WR/DE Jeremiah Brewster, wonder boy

DT Army, Jack Renforth (RIP), TE Paul Bantley (RIP), HB/LB G. Hulse, Army, HB J. Purkey, Navy, T.F., Marines, David Wood, Marines, Ian Betts, Navy

More Colts players include Martin Luther King, Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, as well as characters from Star Trek…

Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf, Cmdr Data, James Kirk,  Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer, Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge, Ben Sisko, etc.

Madden Indianapolis Colts vs Cincinnati Bengals

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities.

The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created characters.

In this example I used PS4 Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary.

Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

On the Indianapolis Colts

Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight Freeney, Robert Mathis, Bob Sanders, Andrew Luck, T.Y. Hilton

Offensive Line

LT         Paul McCartney, musician The Beatles

LT         Nelson Mandela, South African leader

LG         Jesus, some folks Lord and Savior

LG         Ringo Starr, musician The Beatles

C         Charles Bukowski, poet

C         Muddy Waters, musician

RG         God

RG         Winston Churchill, English Prime Minister

RT         John Lennon, musician The Beatles

RT         George Harrison, musician The Beatles

TE/DT         Clay Brannon, boy wonder

WR/DE         Jeremiah Brewster, wonder boy

DT         Army, Jack Renforth (RIP), TE Paul Bantley (RIP)

HB/LB G. Hulse, Army, HB J. Purkey, Navy, T.F., Marines

More Colts players include Martin Luther King, Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, as well as characters from Star Trek…

Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf, Cmdr Data, James Kirk, Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer, Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge, Ben Sisko

Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

Cincinnati Bengals Fantasy Roster

Offense

QB         Reno Hightower, The Best of Times, played by Kurt Russell

QB         Colin Kaepernick, NFL

QB         Paul Crewe, The Longest Yard, played by Burt Reynolds

HB    Carter Rutherford, Leatherheads, played by John Krasinski

HB    Denmark Vesey, slave revolt leader

HB    Jeremy Corbyn, British Labour Party

FB     Dodge Connelly, Leatherheads, played by George Clooney

WR   Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, played by Peter Dinklage

WR   Jeremiah Brewster, Parkour legend

WR         Reggie Wayne, NFL

WR         A.J. Green, NFL

WR   Nat Turner, slave revolt leader

WR   Malcolm X, civil rights activist

WR   Tyler Durden, Fight Club, played by Brad Pitt

WR         George Orwell, author

TE     Raymond Reddington, The Blacklist, played by James Spader

TE     Max Brunk, surfing legend

TE     John Wick, John Wick, played by Keanu Reeves

TE         Tyler Eifert, NFL

LT         Steve Biko, South African political leader

LT         Andrew Whitworth, NFL

LG         Jason Bourne, The Bourne Identity, played by Matt Damon

C           Eddard Stark, Game of Thrones, played by Sean Bean

RG         Lightnin’ Hopkins, musician

RG         Jack Kerouac, author

RT         Anthony Munoz, NFL

RT         Niko House, political activist

Defense

LE         Eric Northman, True Blood, played by Alexander Skarsgard

LE    Deacon Jones, NFL

LE    Dr. Dre, musician

LE         Charles Deslondes, slave revolt leader

LE    Ethan Hunt, Mission Impossible, played by Tom Cruise

RE    Cmndr Worf, Star Trek, played by Michael Dorn

RE    Jimmy Dore, comedian, political activist

RE    Jayne Cobb, Firefly, played by Adam Baldwin

RE    Robert Johnson, musician

RE         Lando Calrissian, Star Wars, played by Billy Dee Williams

DT   Thor, The Avengers, played by Chris Hemsworth

DT   Tim Krumrie, NFL

DT    Howlin’ Wolf, musician

DT    Big Bill Broonzy, musician

DT         Geno Atkins, NFL

LB     Raymond Reddington, The Blacklist, played by James Spader

LB     Dizzy Gillespie, musician

LB     Daniel Ellsberg, Pentagon Papers

LB         Jimi Hendrix, musician

LB         John “Bluto” Blutarsky, Animal House, played by John Belushi

LB    Jack Reacher, Jack Reacher, played by Tom Cruise

LB         Julian Assange, Wikileaks

LB    Johnny B. Goode, song by Chuck Berry

LB    Ernest Hemingway, author

LB    Vincent Vega, Pulp Fiction, played by John Travolta

LB    Denzel Washington, actor

LB    Cannonball Adderley, musician

LB         Ezzard Charles, boxing

LB         Gaspar Yanga, slave revolt leader

CB    Ken Riley, NFL

CB    Tupac Shakur, musician

CB    Charlie Parker, musician

CB    Miles Davis, musician

CB    John Coltrane, musician

CB         Julian Bond, civil rights leader

FS     Jeremiah Brewster, Parkour legend

FS     David Fulcher, NFL

FS         Edward Snowden, Whistleblower

SS     John McClane, Die Hard, played by Bruce Willis

SS     Charles Vane, Black Sails, played by Zach McGowan

SS     Count Basie, musician

Special Teams

K         Alex Brewster, boy wonder

P         Chris Huber, boy wonder