New
polls found that Bernie Sanders is now ahead of Hillary Clinton among Democrats
in both Iowa and New Hampshire. And even Hillary's lead in national polls is
dwindling. I don't want to say Hillary is upset, but this morning she was
spotted shouting into a volcano, "You said we had a deal!" –Jimmy
Fallon
Bernie’s
really picking up some momentum. In fact yesterday, he received an endorsement
from the progressive website MoveOn.org. As opposed to, Jeb Bush, who was just
endorsed by the website "No, seriously. MoveOn.org!" –Jimmy Fallon
The
St. Louis Rams will be moving to L.A. and building a nearly $2 billion stadium
here. Apparently the Rams intend to accomplish this by winning the Powerball.
–Conan O’Brien
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