Senator
Lindsey Graham said this week that Donald Trump is the “most unelectable”
Republican he has seen in his lifetime. Then he walked by a mirror and said
“whoops, never mind.” –Seth Meyers
According
to a new report, by 2050, the world’s oceans will contain more plastic trash
than fish. So the next time you get dumped, remember: There’s plenty of trash
in the sea. –Seth Meyers
A
Florida man has been arrested for stealing a $1,500 dog from a pet store and
trading it for crack. On the plus side, we finally have an answer to the
question: How much is that doggie in the window? –Seth Meyers
Fast-food
chain White Castle announced this week that they will be offering dinner
reservations for Valentine’s Day. It’s the perfect way to tell the person you
love that you don’t. –Seth Meyers
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