California
police are on the fourth day of a manhunt for three escaped convicts. The
dangerous sociopaths are believed to be headed to Iowa so they can vote for
Donald Trump. –Conan O’Brien
Officials
in California are looking for thieves who stole nearly $50,000 worth of bull
semen. Sounds like someone’s getting ready to have a pretty crazy Super Bowl
party. –Conan O’Brien
Ted
Cruz has been joined on the campaign trail by former candidate Gov. Rick Perry.
So in other words, Ted Cruz is the No. 1 choice of the guy who was nobody’s
choice. –Conan O’Brien
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