I
read that there are actually four stars in the universe named after Donald
Trump. You believe that? A burning ball of hot air has stars named after him.
–Jimmy Fallon
President
Vladimir Putin said that Russia has invented the world's most effective drug to
fight Ebola. Yeah. When asked if he tested it on rats, Putin said, "You
could call them that. Sure, yeah, yeah. They're rats." –Jimmy Fallon
Donald
Trump has been endorsed by a whites-only group. In response, Trump said,
"I’m proud to be the official candidate of the U.S. Ski Team." –Conan
O’Brien
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