Hillary
Clinton said she went to Donald Trump’s wedding but didn’t give him a gift.
Trump said, "Just for that, you’re not coming to my next three
weddings." –Conan O’Brien
The
New York Times is describing President Obama’s State of the Union as "a
balance of terror and reality." Which, coincidentally, is also the motto
of Match.com. –Conan O’Brien
The
other Republican candidates keep attacking Marco Rubio implying he’s a child.
However, Rubio has hit back against these charges, threatening repeatedly to
"tell Mom." –Conan O’Brien
As
you all know, Sean Penn recently interviewed El Chapo. Not to be outdone, Keanu
Reeves now wants to interview El Niño. –Conan O’Brien
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