Yesterday
in Iowa, Sarah Palin gave a 20-minute speech to endorse Donald Trump for
president, while Trump stood off to the side. Palin described Trump as a great
leader, while Trump described being quiet for 20 minutes as the most painful
experience of his life. –Jimmy Fallon
Jeb
Bush was talking about the Obamas yesterday and mispronounced their daughter
Malia's name, and it sounded like he said “Malala.” Then his brother George was
like, "Heh — looks like the student has become the mustard!” –Jimmy Fallon
A
new study found that the amount of man-made heat that's absorbed by the ocean
has doubled since 1997. The main source of that heat? That kid who's waist deep
at the beach with that weird smile on his face. –Jimmy Fallon
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