Rubio's campaign said that it expects to lose the first four states

Tonight, President Obama gave his final State of the Union address, and a lot of people said it had a more optimistic tone. That's right, instead of seeing the glass half-empty, Obama sees the presidency seven-eighths OVER. –Jimmy Fallon

Tonight was Paul Ryan’s first State of the Union as speaker of the House. But get this, Ben Carson recently said that several Republican congressmen actually tried to recruit HIM for the job. Of course then they’d have to call him “whisperer of the House." –Jimmy Fallon

Marco Rubio's campaign said that it expects to lose the first four states in the primary elections, but thinks he can win the nomination anyway. Which is sort of like not getting a rose on “The Bachelor,” and being like, “Call me!” –Jimmy Fallon