Last
night Martin O'Malley looked like the kid forced to choose between his parents
at a divorce hearing. –Jimmy Kimmel
Today
is Martin Luther King Day. And Donald Trump saw his shadow this morning so that
means six more weeks of racism. –Seth Meyers
Executives
from Chipotle have announced their restaurants will be giving away twice their
usual amount of free food as part of a promotion to restore the company’s image
following its ecoli outbreak. Although I’m not sure it was a good idea to call
the promotion, “Free-Coli." –Seth Meyers
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