China's
new law allowing couples to have two children instead of just one went into
effect in the new year. So if you thought you felt an earthquake, don't worry —
it was just a billion people being told they were allowed to have unprotected
sex at the exact same moment. –Jimmy Fallon
It
came late, but El Niño finally arrived here in Los Angeles. In case you didn’t
know, El Niño is Spanish for "Little Boy." So apparently the reason
El Niño was so late is because it wanted to make sure Jared Fogle was in
prison. –Conan O’Brien
The
parents of a 6-year-old Canadian boy are angry because he’s been put on the
no-fly list. TSA agents said, “We’re trying to prevent the next Bieber.” –Conan
O’Brien
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