Donald
Trump’s supporters are now being called "Trumpeters." And Jeb Bush’s
supporters are being called "clinically depressed." –Conan O’Brien
After
Sarah Palin's rambling endorsement of Donald Trump, she failed to show up at a
Trump campaign event. Palin apologized and said, "I was fresh out of
nonsense." –Conan O’Brien
Tea
party Senator Ted Cruz claims he currently does not have health insurance. Man,
this guy will say anything to prove he’s not Canadian. –Conan O’Brien
A
surgeon announced that he successfully transplanted a monkey’s head onto a
different monkey’s body. The monkey immediately endorsed Donald Trump. –Conan
O’Brien
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