Kim
Davis, the county clerk who refused the same-sex marriage licenses, was also at
the State of the Union address. She was sporting her meanest scowl and her
fullest mullet for the event. She said she was there to encourage all
Christians — she even wore Joseph's amazing Technicolor dream coat. –Jimmy
Kimmel
A
Fort Worth man fell into a large construction hole while walking to purchase
lottery tickets. When asked what he would buy if he won, he said, “A ladder.”
–Seth Meyers
The
main cast of the hit sitcom “Friends” will reunite for a two-hour special in
February. The episode will be titled “The One Where You’re Reminded of Your
Mortality.” –Seth Meyers
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