We’re
one week away from the Iowa caucuses and all the candidates are doing whatever
they can to appeal to voters. Donald Trump even went to a church service in
Iowa over the weekend. You can tell he doesn't go to church much because he was
like, "I really like the part where they passed me the basket of free
money." –Jimmy Fallon
Last
night CNN hosted a Democratic forum where Hillary Clinton said that if she's
elected she wants to work together with Republicans and even said she'd give
them all bear hugs. By bear hugs she means like the ones you saw in "The
Revenant." –Jimmy Fallon
A
Canadian engineer designed a plane that can fly passengers from New York to
London in 11 minutes using a new technology called LPM or long penetration
mode. I'm not sure which airline will buy the plane, but I think we can rule
out Virgin. –Jimmy Fallon
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