Sarah
Palin appeared in Iowa today to endorse Donald Trump for president. Though I
think she just likes him because “Trump” sounds like a name she would give one
of her kids — Bristol, Willow, Track, and Trump. –Seth Meyers
Happy
birthday to Dolly Parton, who turned 70 today. I’m sorry, that should be
70-24-36. –Seth Meyers
Amazon
has begun revealing details about its upcoming drone delivery program, such as
drones adapted specifically to the climate of the city they are in. For
example, the Chicago drone will be equipped to handle cold weather, the Seattle
drone will be waterproof, and the Detroit drone will be on fire. –Seth Meyers
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