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Tuesday, January 19, 2016

See, even ghosts love me/Sup, doc?



The Republican candidates held another debate in South Carolina, and it went on about half-hour longer than expected. Which isn't bad, considering Trump's campaign has gone on half a year longer than expected. –Jimmy Fallon
Today, the moderators apologized for keeping viewers awake so late. Then viewers said, "You didn't." –Jimmy Fallon
Donald Trump tried bringing up polls that showed him winning, and the crowd actually started to boo. Trump was like, "See, even ghosts love me." –Jimmy Fallon
Last week near the Texas/Mexico border, authorities say they found a shipment of over a ton of marijuana that was disguised to look like carrots. Which explains why Bugs Bunny is now like, "Sup, doc?" –Jimmy Fallon


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