The
Republican candidates held another debate in South Carolina, and it went on
about half-hour longer than expected. Which isn't bad, considering Trump's
campaign has gone on half a year longer than expected. –Jimmy Fallon
Today,
the moderators apologized for keeping viewers awake so late. Then viewers said,
"You didn't." –Jimmy Fallon
Donald
Trump tried bringing up polls that showed him winning, and the crowd actually
started to boo. Trump was like, "See, even ghosts love me." –Jimmy
Fallon
Last
week near the Texas/Mexico border, authorities say they found a shipment of
over a ton of marijuana that was disguised to look like carrots. Which explains
why Bugs Bunny is now like, "Sup, doc?" –Jimmy Fallon
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