"Later this month George W. Bush
will make his first European trip as president, visiting Prime Minister Tony
Blair in London. Hoping to make a good impression, Bush has spent the last week
trying to learn a few English words." —Tina Fey, on SNL's "Weekend
Update"
"When that crazy gunman started
firing shots at the White House, the press spokesman said that Bush was working
out in the gym while Vice President Dick Cheney was hard at work at his desk.
See, now that the election's over, they're not even trying to hide who's really
running the country anymore." —Jay Leno
"Bush is trying to sell his
$1.6 trillion tax cut for rich people. I don't know if he's the guy to sell
this, because reporters asked him if he wanted the tax cut to be retroactive
and he said, 'No, because then only Superman could touch it.'" —Bill Maher
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