A
rare white giraffe has been spotted in Africa. The white giraffe was
immediately captured and nominated for an Oscar. –Conan O’Brien
Amherst
College has decided to get rid of its mascot, Lord Jeff, because Jeffery
Amherst famously gave smallpox-infected blankets to Native Americans. Amherst’s
new mascot is Chipotle. –Conan O’Brien
In
Alabama, a dog completed a half marathon. After being congratulated the dog
said, "What the hell are you talking about? I was chasing a car."
–Conan O’Brien
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