A
new report says America’s fast food restaurants are seeking alternatives to the
term "fast food." So far the leading choices are
"fast-crafted," "fine casual," and "just trust us it’s
meat." –Conan O’Brien
One
of the gadgets to come out of the Consumer Electronics Show was a drone that
follows you around and lets you take selfies 24/7. The device was developed by
a team of the world’s leading Kardashiologists. –Conan O’Brien
The
set of "Sesame Street" just got a major upgrade, and now Elmo lives
in a brownstone apartment. And in another upscale move, Cookie Monster has been
replaced by the Gluten-Free Biscotti Monster. –Conan O’Brien
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