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Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Luckily, so is bleach



Mexican officials revealed Sunday that fugitive drug lord El Chapo nearly escaped by using a secret doorway hidden behind a mirror. Which would have made it hard to capture him since Mexico has no extradition agreement with Narnia. –Seth Meyers
The White House revealed over the weekend that President Obama privately met with Bernie Sanders. And when she heard this, Hillary Clinton fake-smiled so hard, her ears touched in the back. –Seth Meyers
The world-famous Playboy Mansion is for sale. Luckily, so is bleach. –Seth Meyers
Dennis Hof, the owner of Nevada’s famous Bunny Ranch Brothel, has announced he will run for Senate in 2016. Even though the only experience he has with politicians is telling them to “come back soon!” –Seth Meyers


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