During
a Donald Trump rally yesterday, a man was kicked out for yelling, "This is
boring." The man then went to a Jeb Bush rally and realized he owed Trump
an apology. –Conan O’Brien
We
all had to go to work this morning because none of us won the Powerball. Nobody
has won the Powerball lottery since November. And the jackpot is now sitting at
$1.4 billion. That's almost three days' worth of groceries from Whole Foods.
–James Corden
The
truth is that the odds of you winning are 290 million to 1. That means are you
about as likely to win the Powerball as you are to ever hear the words
“President Jeb Bush.” –James Corden
The
Playboy Mansion is up for sale for $200 million. Yeah, you could own the house
that was recently named the stickiest mansion in America. –James Corden
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