it's OK, as long as they don't get married (and he now owes his school $14 trillion)

September 2011

"A 6th grade student from Springfield, New Jersey, who asked Gov. Chris Christie for campaign advice, wound up losing his election for student council. Worse still, he asked President Obama for economic advice and he now owes his school $14 trillion." –Jay Leno

"Mitt Romney speaks French and John Huntsman speaks Chinese. This is America, they need to speak Spanish." –Jay Leno 

"When Michele Bachmann heard Mitt Romney and John Huntsman were bilingual, she said it's OK, as long as they don't get married." –Jay Leno 

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

She said it's OK, as long as they don't get married...

"New Jersey Governor Chris Christie lost his laptop. In his lap." –David Letterman



"As governor of Texas, Rick Perry executed 236 people. Turns out many of them were guilty." –David Letterman

"When Michele Bachmann heard Mitt Romney and John Huntsman were bilingual, she said it's OK, as long as they don't get married." –Jay Leno 

John Hulse painting