Bad news: You have to watch Donald Trump eat (a new mommy)

But “despite all this evidence, Trump’s allies are pretending like there’s no evidence. Asked if he believed the note was real, the speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, said: “I don’t. They say it’s not.” A few Republican lawmakers simply avoided the question, claiming they had not seen the note. But the most pathetic denial of all came from Eric Trump, who argued that his father “does not sketch out cartoon drawings”. Colbert as Eric Trump: “My dad certainly does not write out birthday cards. My dad doesn’t even remember birthdays. What he does is he goes out on a business trip, and when he comes back he brings you a present: a new mommy.” —Stephen Colbert

“Trump claims his 30-day fascist makeover reduced crime by 100 percent, and to prove that, he went out to dinner. So, Washingtonians, good news: Your city is free. Bad news: You have to watch Donald Trump eat.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”