There’s nothing you can do to me that 51 turtles haven’t (the eight-year oopsy)

"George W. Bush said he wishes people would stop referring to

his tax policy as the Bush tax cuts. He also wishes people would

stop referring to his presidency as the eight-year oopsy."

–Conan O'Brien

The hamburger chain In-N-Out is upset because a bikini-clad

woman made a video of herself handling their meat in a

suggestive way. The CEO said, "What kind of sicko would

sexualize In-N-Out?" --Conan O’Brien

A man has been sentenced to five years in jail for trying to smuggle 51 turtles in his pants. The man has already told his cellmate, "There’s nothing you can do to me that 51 turtles haven’t." --Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”