Just think how well you'd learn without PANTS on! (She was a devoted wife and mother to at least 40 percent of his children)

"Turns out that Maria Shriver could end up with 100,000,000 dollars from her divorce from Arnold. She deserves it. She was a devoted wife and mother to at least 40 percent of his children." –Jimmy Fallon

A new survey asked Americans which candidate they'd want to sit next to on a plane and 37 percent chose Donald Trump. Meanwhile, the other 63 percent missed their flight waiting in the TSA line. When Trump heard that, he was like, "What does 'sit next to someone on a plane' mean? Did their private jet break, or something?" –Jimmy Fallon

A new study found that students who learn without any shoes on get better grades than students who wear shoes. Then the University of Phoenix Online said, “Just think how well you'd learn without PANTS on!" –Jimmy Fallon

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