They'd also appreciate it if he would return Mike Pence to Westworld (Both parties need to go)

A Japanese man has broken the Guinness world record for the most skips over a rope in 24 hours with a total of over 151,000. This story was first reported by the man's downstairs neighbor.  --Seth Meyers

A luxury hotel in the Maldives has opened a $50,000-per-night underwater villa in the Indian Ocean. And if you love real estate that's underwater, try Trump's hotels. --Seth Meyers

After President Trump tweeted a poster of himself in the style of HBO's Game of Thrones that said "Sanctions Are Coming," HBO responded and said it would prefer the tagline not be misappropriated for political purposes. They'd also appreciate it if he would return Mike Pence to Westworld.  --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”